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CooterBrown

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  1. If you see her again, ask her if she had to explain to the 9 YO what a blowjob helmet is.
  2. Cool Story Bro Moment... My wife's great uncle was a doctor in the same medical practice as Sam Sheppard, the inspiration for Kimble.
  3. El Paso and RGV go hard for the lady boy kink.
  4. Throw up that Venmo QR code at the end of the show!
  5. They should've passed the bucket.
  6. There's money to be made in an Indian/Soul Food buffet...Kamala's Kountry Kitchen, if you will.
  7. Yeah, it's 100% hype. The heat is inconsistent and they're pretty flavorless. They have a fantastic marketing campaign though. I do dig a green chile sauce over some eggs and hashbrown though, so I'll be roasting and freezing some like I do every year.
  8. I’ll one up you. My first ancestor in the US left New York City for Cuero, Texas.
  9. I question any man or any woman that doesn't vote for blowjobs. If there's anything that should unite us as a civilization, it's blowjobs.
  10. A double with a side of cheese curds just hits different.
  11. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    Ain’t no way we are keeping Dani. He was so fucking good these last two games. If anyone gets a sniff of Europe, it’s him.
  12. Odds are greater than zero that his wife only married him to avoid a Hindu arranged marriage. I just can't imagine another scenario where a woman looks at this guy and says "That's who I want giving me 4 inches of disappointment for the rest of my life."
  13. Not directed at you but... Equal rights Fair pay and worker conditions Economic security Healthcare affordability Improved education Decreased gun violence Improved environmental quality Improved civic involvement Only in America is that a liberal left agenda. In every other civilized country, those are the goals for everyone. It's the details on how to achieve it where the differences are found. What a fucking country.
  14. In a sociology class I took in the 90s, there was stat that something like 70% of parents would not have kids again if they weren't guaranteed their exact same kids. 100% said they wouldn't have them again if you did guarantee them the exact same kids.
  15. My parents still have my grandmother's microwave from the 60s. They don't use it but it still works. There are no buttons or settings at all. You just turn the dial to however many minutes you want and the dial cranks down to zero as it cooks.
  16. Yeah. With how all of this has played out, I'd bet Harris told Walz to run with the weird angle to gauge public reaction of not just the message but of him. If it worked, he is the pick.
  17. Dark Brandon is doing that the 2nd week of November.
  18. The cost should be billed to the requester if no fraud is found.
  19. What’s Gambit’s mutant gene? I hope it’s actually his twin who is a mutant that morphs into sentient deck of explosive cards.
  20. I wonder if the reference to Hugh's divorce, which was happening during filming, was actually in the script or if it was ad libbed on set. I thought he was going to get stabbed in real life for the ultimate 4th wall breaking.
  21. I never thought I'd want to share a meal with a celebrity, much less Shannon Sharpe, but here we are.
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