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CooterBrown

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  1. Alfred struggled running the turn while Gabby ran it perfectly.
  2. Ingebritsen has always been a straight up cunt and can't ever back up his shit talking.
  3. That 1500 was straight fucking fire. holy shit.
  4. I've never bought or put a sign in my yard. I just ordered that sign.
  5. Not accurate at all. Since he was little, he’s only wanted to compete for Sweden for his mom. His brother, Andreas, also jumped for Sweden as a U20 athlete. They both jumped at LSU for their dad who was an All American pole vaulter for them. His other brother played baseball there and his sister is currently a pole vaulter there. He was jumping for Sweden regardless but it offers other benefits. At his level, he doesn’t have to qualify for the team, so there’s no risk of missing the OG/WC. Also, as an American, your sponsorships are much more limited because fewer companies think a T&F athlete is good marketing fodder. Mondo has about a dozen different sponsorship deals in Europe. He’s on zero advertising in America except for maybe a 2 second cameo in a Puma montage. He’s everywhere in TV and print advertising in Europe from banks, Omega watches, Red Bull, Puma, etc. Also, as an organization, the USATF is a complete clusterfuck. I don’t begrudge anyone wanted to avoid it.
  6. My wife had missed the previous 3 episodes. I spent 2 minutes explaining the new dragon riders. There was literally no other backstory that mattered for the finale and they barely mattered.
  7. Sorry. I got it mixed up with what we call your mom’s blow job apparatus.
  8. Heard the movie just turns into a long ad for his daughter’s singing career.
  9. Epstein and Ivana. There's also those 50 odd CIA agents if you want to count those.
  10. I'd be shocked if he's actually registered to vote.
  11. If you see her again, ask her if she had to explain to the 9 YO what a blowjob helmet is.
  12. Cool Story Bro Moment... My wife's great uncle was a doctor in the same medical practice as Sam Sheppard, the inspiration for Kimble.
  13. El Paso and RGV go hard for the lady boy kink.
  14. Throw up that Venmo QR code at the end of the show!
  15. They should've passed the bucket.
  16. There's money to be made in an Indian/Soul Food buffet...Kamala's Kountry Kitchen, if you will.
  17. Yeah, it's 100% hype. The heat is inconsistent and they're pretty flavorless. They have a fantastic marketing campaign though. I do dig a green chile sauce over some eggs and hashbrown though, so I'll be roasting and freezing some like I do every year.
  18. I’ll one up you. My first ancestor in the US left New York City for Cuero, Texas.
  19. I question any man or any woman that doesn't vote for blowjobs. If there's anything that should unite us as a civilization, it's blowjobs.
  20. A double with a side of cheese curds just hits different.
  21. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    Ain’t no way we are keeping Dani. He was so fucking good these last two games. If anyone gets a sniff of Europe, it’s him.
  22. Odds are greater than zero that his wife only married him to avoid a Hindu arranged marriage. I just can't imagine another scenario where a woman looks at this guy and says "That's who I want giving me 4 inches of disappointment for the rest of my life."
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