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CooterBrown

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  1. I grew up eating what my family called a Denver Sandwich. Sauté some ground beef with onion and bell pepper. Scramble some eggs into it. Add some mayonnaise and mustard to the mixture. Salt and power to taste. Serve on plain white bread. Total white trash but delicious.
  2. Try to rob a guy. Leave with one less hand. FAFO indeed.
  3. Without Shiv’s cut they can’t afford it. However Ken and Roman will get up to half of Logan’s money assuming he didn’t leave anything to anyone other than his four kids. You’d think whatever that amount is, it’s easily more than Shiv’s 2B from the sale of the company and they can move forward with buying Pierce.
  4. A friend did that at UT around ‘91. He thought it was a good idea to drive his dad’s 1 ton Dodge farm truck while his car was in the shop. He’d parallel parked near campus. He looked out the rear view mirror and didn’t see anything and threw it in reverse. He ended up on top of one of those little Honda two door cars from the 80s. Put it in drive and took off. I always wondered what that person thought when they went to their car and the roof was crushed in.
  5. Not LOL but stupidity needs a landing spot.
  6. That was my plan. I was also going to save out some to do a simple stir fry for lunch tomorrow with just onion, jalapeños, garlic, ginger and soy sauce.
  7. I never noticed these at Central Market until today. Not sure how I’m gonna prep them but I think I’ll probably fry them up. That has to be 1,000 dead chickens in that tray.
  8. HR exists solely to minimize corporate risk. The only reason HR would side with an employee is if the cost of that risk to the company is much greater than what they offer an employee as appeasement. A good example was friend was being harassed by the CFO about an over payment on a paycheck several years ago that she didn’t notice. Once HR heard about it, they told her to forget about and gave her a spot bonus and a raise. I told her to ask for to counter with triple those amounts because HR knew the cost to the company could be 10X that amount. She didn’t do it though.
  9. Out of the blue, Jimmy texted me today. He’s living the life in the USVI with his new woman.
  10. Armybrat and John Tyler are Eskimo brothers.
  11. A little of this, a little of that. He's the Greg of Austin but instead of family ties, he provided blow and underage hookers to players who keep him on the payroll to assure bodies stay buried.
  12. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    Vaisanen out 2+ months with a LCL tear.
  13. Me waiting on confirmation if Paxton’s bullet to the head was by his own hand or by a cartel hitman.
  14. The Early Bird fee only moves you up within the tier of the fare you purchased. It works like this for boarding assignments: A1-15: Business Select fares A16-whatever: Anytime fares + Early-Bird 3rd tier: Anytime fares 4th tier: Wanna Get Away fares + Early-Bird 5th tier: Wanna Get Away fares 1st, 3rd, and 5th tiers are sorted by your frequent flyer status. Checking in at exactly 24 hours prior to the flight does absolutely nothing.
  15. Internet is always better at home. You are alone on your 1GB fiber line instead of hundreds of people sharing a single pipeline at the office.
  16. A corporate drama about a horrible rich elite family with pow pow, swords, explosions, robots, zombies, dragons and rape?
  17. Actual cooking shows were the best. Do they even have one left on the air?
  18. Mare of Easttown needs to be on that list. It’s as good as anything HBO has ever done.
  19. May have to do with Sky TV having the majority/all of the rights. I can't remember if HBO/Cinemax actually helped fund it or just licensed it for broadcast in the US.
  20. When we went the first time, we didn't tell the kids until we woke them up for an early flight. You want a kid to jump out of bed at 5am? Tell them they're going to Disney.
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