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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
They've actually been saying that Obama will take the nomination away. They really are a special kind of regarded.
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Track & Field (men and women)
Newman is gonna make $1-million on OnlyFans this week.
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Track & Field (men and women)
I like that Kennedy's coach, Paul Burgess, is tied for the #20 best pole vaulter of all time. Nowadays he looks like he is one cheeseburger from a coronary.
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Where Should I Retire...?
Chances she's a lady boy are way higher than zero. Especially with a Brit being involved.
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
It's almost like the best and brightest gravitate away from right wing ideologies.
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Chappell Roan
Jesus H. Christ. That is some horrifically boring, unoriginal music. I weep for our future.
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Track & Field (men and women)
Kennedy (AUS) is the favorite, IMO. Moon has been inconsistent all season but she has the good habit of peaking in championships. I wouldn't be shocked if she won and wouldn't be shocked if she was 6th. OnlyFans member, Alysha Newman (CAN) has jumped really well in the past month and has a shot at bronze. Go to the Olympic Hotties thread for pics.
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House of the Dragon
I'm just glad that after 10 months of loading supplies on the ship that's going to sail 5 miles to battle, that they are finally ready to launch.
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Track & Field (men and women)
Alfred struggled running the turn while Gabby ran it perfectly.
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[Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
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Ingebritsen has always been a straight up cunt and can't ever back up his shit talking.- Track & Field (men and women)
That 1500 was straight fucking fire. holy shit.- [Harris+Walz] The 2024 DNC: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
I've never bought or put a sign in my yard. I just ordered that sign.- Track & Field (men and women)
Not accurate at all. Since he was little, he’s only wanted to compete for Sweden for his mom. His brother, Andreas, also jumped for Sweden as a U20 athlete. They both jumped at LSU for their dad who was an All American pole vaulter for them. His other brother played baseball there and his sister is currently a pole vaulter there. He was jumping for Sweden regardless but it offers other benefits. At his level, he doesn’t have to qualify for the team, so there’s no risk of missing the OG/WC. Also, as an American, your sponsorships are much more limited because fewer companies think a T&F athlete is good marketing fodder. Mondo has about a dozen different sponsorship deals in Europe. He’s on zero advertising in America except for maybe a 2 second cameo in a Puma montage. He’s everywhere in TV and print advertising in Europe from banks, Omega watches, Red Bull, Puma, etc. Also, as an organization, the USATF is a complete clusterfuck. I don’t begrudge anyone wanted to avoid it.- House of the Dragon
My wife had missed the previous 3 episodes. I spent 2 minutes explaining the new dragon riders. There was literally no other backstory that mattered for the finale and they barely mattered.- Deadpool & Wolverine
Sorry. I got it mixed up with what we call your mom’s blow job apparatus.- Trap. Or "Why does M. Knight Shyamalan keep getting allowed to make movies?"
Heard the movie just turns into a long ad for his daughter’s singing career.- Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0
Epstein and Ivana. There's also those 50 odd CIA agents if you want to count those.- Kyle Rittenhouse 2.0
I'd be shocked if he's actually registered to vote.- Deadpool & Wolverine
If you see her again, ask her if she had to explain to the 9 YO what a blowjob helmet is.- Strongest pilot ever
Cool Story Bro Moment... My wife's great uncle was a doctor in the same medical practice as Sam Sheppard, the inspiration for Kimble.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
El Paso and RGV go hard for the lady boy kink.- Concerts you are attending
Throw up that Venmo QR code at the end of the show!- Concerts you are attending
They should've passed the bucket.- Kamala Harris 2024 - If you've got something to say, say it to my face
There's money to be made in an Indian/Soul Food buffet...Kamala's Kountry Kitchen, if you will. - Track & Field (men and women)
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