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CooterBrown

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  1. After the Saturday morning cartoon run, one of the San Antonio station’s would show one of the old Universal Monster, Tarzan, Abbott and Costello, or Three Stooges movies. Always loved that when I was a kid. If you woke up early, preceding the first 8am cartoon, you would get the live action Japanese Ultra Man TV show.
  2. Win a title and Terry could punch his wife with no repercussions.
  3. Basically. You have to know it’s there to use it. It was built to deal mainly with state fleet needs but being a DPS office, anyone can technically use it. IIRC, there’s not even signage in the building letting you know it’s there.
  4. It’s not. They just called it HBO Max but didn’t include any of the Cinemax content.
  5. Please tell me the lunch lady specialized in desserts and specifically cream pies.
  6. Wrong. The one ya'll are thinking about is gone but there's one that's not advertised on the DPS website but it definitely exists. It's in the REJ building. My kid got her license there in November and someone I know just scheduled their kid's license for next week.
  7. In Austin, there’s a full service DPS office in one of the downtown state office buildings. It mainly exists for state fleet vehicle stuff but anyone can use it. I’m not sure what building it’s in but my kid went there to get her first DL. I think it’s by appointment only but usually it’s next day availability. I’m sure some googling would locate it.
  8. I knew Austin, TX, finally made it about 20 years ago when all the online airline searches quit defaulting “Austin” to “Austin, MN”. I’d totally forgotten about that until your post. Every time it happened, I was like “what the fuck is Austin, Minnesota?”
  9. You’re like the Rachel Dolezal of labs and only identify as a black lab.
  10. The Russian bot farms are getting paid handsomely. Every single dem tweet is now 99% MAGA replies.
  11. Like you know how space pussy works. She could be fertile into her 70s.
  12. I’m honestly shocked that companies actually verify employment for gigs that don’t require security clearance. I work for a Fortune 200 and I doubt our HR has ever checked.
  13. Troxclair submitted a bill to prevent Austin from taking on any transit related bonds/debt without a public vote. Can’t get it done locally, you might as well put your thumb down from the state. Party of small government and local control!
  14. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    I was about to ask what channel it’s on but Google Fiber has been out all day.
  15. I brought that up in Sunday school when I was like 10. I was basically told to STFU by the youth minister. In hindsight, I’m lucky I wasn’t raped.
  16. Allandale is the gimp because, back in the '90s, a drunk old lady with a club foot was raising hell in the produce section and vomited everywhere. The Allandale gimp is the only HEB that doesn't have store bakery made tortillas. They don't even ship them in and the only ones available are the shitty ones on the bread aisle. That alone makes it the worst HEB in town.
  17. Went to pick up our last prescription at the Anderson Lane Walgreens, on Saturday, and the pharmacy was closed because no pharmacist was on staff. I hope they quit out of protest.
  18. My wife is a first generation American on her dad’s side. Her dad is from Iran. Her mom is from New York so that could be considered pretty foreign too. He was married to her mom for exactly one day past the legal requirement for permanent residency. She hasn’t seen him since she was legally required to do so at age 18.
  19. I really appreciate my bidets right now since I have food poisoning and blow water out my ass 20 times a day. Can’t imagine using toilet paper that often.
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