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  1. Yeah yeah political morning talk shows... not a regular watcher but caught the past several weeks of Meet The Press and this woman is in over her head and has no business hosting this show. Her guest walk all over her. She cant stand up for her questioning, lets guest steer the debate to where she ends up just sitting there looking like stooge. Maybe this is by design but for the longest running show on tv, she's an embarrassment /grumpy morning rant
  2. https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/26/us/kansas-city-fans-deaths-freeze-cec/index.html What a weird story, three 30 something year old dudes just up and dead in a back yard after taking in a football game. No obvious signs of foul play. It was cold but not that cold and how likely is it all three just up and die of hypothermia on that short a timeline. One to follow for sure.
  3. ...dancing a certain way at an off-campus party. Public school too Principal should be fired and sued into Bolivia.
  4. https://nypost.com/2023/07/31/paul-reubens-dead-pee-wee-herman-actor-was-70/ Fuck cancer.
  5. https://nypost.com/2023/03/08/lunch-lady-accused-of-grooming-connecticut-student-for-months-on-social-media/ A married Connecticut lunch lady has been accused of grooming a 14-year-old boy for months over social media before sexually assaulting him in her SUV. Police launched their investigation into Andie Rosafort, 31, after administrators at New Fairfield High School reported learning of a possible inappropriate relationship between an employee and a student, Connecticut State Police said.
  6. I guess she was expecting APD to perform the autopsy and not find anything wrong. https://nypost.com/2023/01/31/woman-found-lookalike-and-killed-her-to-fake-own-death-prosecutors/# German woman is accused of murdering a lookalike she found on Instagram in an elaborate attempt to fake her own death. The alleged perpetrator — identified only as 23-year-old Sharaban K. — killed beauty blogger Khadidja O., also 23, in Ingolstadt, Germany last August, according to investigators. Khadidja O. had been brutally stabbed more than 50 times, with her body left on the back seat of Sharaban K.’s Mercedes. Sharaban K. and an accomplice — identified as her boyfriend Sheqir K.— subsequently went into hiding. When the body was found, police traced the car’s registration to Sharaban K.’s family. Given the corpse had been disfigured, investigators assumed that she was the victim. However, a subsequent autopsy report uncovered that the actual victim was Khadidja O., prompting an investigation into the bizarre case dubbed “the doppelganger murder” by German media. This week, police charged Sharaban K. with murder, with prosecutors saying she trawled Instagram in a bid to find a victim who matched her physical appearance. “It has been confirmed that the accused had contacted several women via Instagram before the act who seemed to look similar to her,” Attorney General Veronika Grieser told local publication, Bild. “It can be assumed that the suspect wanted to go into hiding, due to internal disputes with her family, and fake her own death.” According to investigators, Sharaban K. connected with beauty blogger Khadidja O. via Instagram sometime last summer, sending her messages about cosmetics. She purportedly enticed the victim into meeting up by offering her a set of beauty products. On the day of the crime, Sharaban K. told her parents that she was going to visit her ex-husband in Munich. Instead, she and her boyfriend Sheqir K. allegedly picked up Khadidja O. in a Mercedes. At some point, investigators believe they turned off into a forest where Khadidja O. was stabbed more than 50 times. The injuries to her face were so severe that she was rendered unrecognizable. Sharaban K. and Sheqir K. then allegedly parked the Mercedes in a place where it would be easily discoverable, leaving the body in the backseat. Investigators believe Khadidja O. was stabbed in a forest outside Ingolstadt. Her body was placed in the backseat of Sharaban K’s car. dpa/picture alliance via Getty I Police were baffled after learning that the victim was not Sharaban K. as initially suspected. They subsequently looked into her social media correspondences, finding that she had connected with multiple look-a-likes. They formed the theory that she had murdered one of the women in a wild bid to fake her own death. Sharaban K. was subsequently tracked down and arrested. This week, she was officially charged with murder and faces life in prison if found guilty of the gruesome crime. Sheqir K. has also been charged as an accomplice and is similarly facing jail time. Khadidja O. was stabbed more than 50 times. The injuries to her face were so severe that she was rendered unrecognizable. Police spokesman Andreas Aichele told Bild: “The murder weapon has still not been found but the burden of proof is overwhelming.” “The victim was killed with more than 50 stab wounds and her face was badly injured. That was brutal in the extreme,” he added. “It was an extraordinary case that required all the investigators’ skills. We don’t have a case like this every day, especially with such a spectacular twist. On the day we found the body, we did not expect it to develop like this.” Crazy bitch (left), victim (right)
  7. Cooking for employees to be served at 11a on Thursday. I rubbed them down with salt and pepper tonight and will cook on an Egg. 11a is the tough issue since I have to pay attention during the night. Plan is to get them to 195 and throw in the Yeti to finish. Any ideas appreciated! From what I see I need to put them on around midnight to 2a which would suck ass.
  8. grandparents of the girl on the left, mom on the right. the killer was shot to death by the cops.
  9. I’m going to be tailgating around the Law School/Butler School of Music area. Where can one drain the bladder in that area? Are those buildings open? Or am I going to have to find a corner in the San Jacinto garage? Thanks in advance.
  10. 15 years ago today Mike Patrick asked one of the greatest questions during a college football game of all time. Also the same day as the "I'm a man" rant. What a season.
  11. https://www.fox5ny.com/news/joke-arizona-political-signs-spotted-in-phoenix-area "There’s about 1,000 people online that said they would write me in for something, so if the people want DIxon Butts, I’m in a position to give it to them."
  12. this woman who insist she be called "Doctor Coker" - from having received a doctorate in counseling psychology from a for-profit "argosy university" that got shut down 3 years ago - seems like a real piece of work. she counsels people for a living. lmao.
  13. Yes-yes that's right, that's right. I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
  14. Pretty fucked up story. TLDR: Ex-GFs family visiting her in Montana. Okie ex-BF runs his car into the family, gets out and starts shooting family with a shotgun. Kills bro. Shoots sister-in-law running away carrying her 18 month old child. Mom survives, toddler dies. Ex-BF runs out of bullets, attacks ex-GF with knife critically injuring her. She fights back and ends up killing the ex-BF. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drives-into-family-shoots-dad-and-toddler-with-shotgun-before-being-killed-by-victim-in-montana
  15. Fuck you bookdorks. The Right Stuff (movie) should be in the top 5 most important movies for Americans age 42-50. Anyone that disagrees can go blow Putin.
  16. i don't know what that means. eh, it's a saying. i don't think so. no, it is, it is, people say that. i haven't heard it. i've definitely heard people say that. i'm not gonna argue with you, let's continue the recon. well it's definitely a phrase. it sure isn't. jason bateman is the best straight man in the business.
  17. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10029273-cowboys-jerry-jones-sued-by-25-year-old-woman-over-alleged-paternity
  18. Ok this is sort of weird, but I am wondering if our dog has a magical pee or something. While all dogs have a disgusting way of saying hello, dog after dog after dog has specifically licked my dogs post pee wiener. There can be five dogs, all can go outside and pee, but my dog over and over, is the one that always has one or two licking his dick. I am starting to wonder if he has some sort of chemical imbalance or something that makes all the other dog's want to lick it? If I could find a way to market it, I would make a fortune with doggie treats! But damn... it's weird.
  19. So, this is fucked. I’ve listed to this dipshit a little. https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/rapper-j-tash-found-dead-after-alleged-murder-in-front-of-kids/amp/
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