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17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Bitch is shaving her pussy cuz she knows that they’re gonna end up fucking so she’s getting prepared. 

With dish soap?  You kids these days kill me 😄

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"Little Caesar’s taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty ."

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Clearly, @NowThis told her he was too sore from earlier that day

22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's happening guys. Justin is officially moving to Denver. He is going to be missed in Austin...

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Colorado will be the utopia that he has dreamt of, he will make many new friends, find a female who is worthy of his companionship and live happily ever after.

 

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22 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

It's happening guys. Justin is officially moving to Denver. He is going to be missed in Austin...




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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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will smith.  easiest one of these I’ve ever seen. 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

How bout whoever made this post can go 

 

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Martin, and it isn't even close.

2 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Martin, and it isn't even close.

terrible take. 

martin is a thousand times more talented than that cunt will smith. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

martin is a thousand times more talented than that cunt will smith. 

Without Will Smith you have zero watchable Martin movies.

2 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Without Will Smith you have zero watchable Martin movies.

I have the show martin.  damn, gina. 

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15 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Balch Springs?

Close. Pleasant Grove

On 10/7/2020 at 7:14 PM, cmontexas said:

Springtown

I dated a girl from Springtown once upon a time.  She didn't look anything like those girls, but she was crazy.  So, you know, hits close to home.

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

will smith no GIF

one of the more disappointing movies I’ve ever seen. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

one of the more disappointing movies I’ve ever seen. 

The book was really good though. I think the movie got the ending wrong , should have went by the book

11 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

The book was really good though. I think the movie got the ending wrong , should have went by the book

that movie had the potential to be an all-time classic.  instead it was a steaming hot dump in the form of Will Smith. 

I liked the Vincent price version, really liked the Charlton Heston version and had high hopes for the Will Smith version. I’d say the first 2/3 of the movie was ok but it went off the rails in the last 1/3 which basically turned it into a steaming pile of poop

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Robbed six times you say? I can see why.

Will Smith is responsible for the worst movie I've ever seen called "Focus". That alone means Martin lives and Smith dies.

2 hours ago, demos said:


Robbed six times you say? I can see why.

Congrats on getting the joke. 

On 10/12/2020 at 11:02 AM, Vic Mackey said:

It's happening guys. Justin is officially moving to Denver. He is going to be missed in Austin...

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Congrats to Justin for finding the only whiter city in America filled with more hipsters than Austin.  I hope he finds what he's looking for.

20 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

How bout whoever made this post can go 

 

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Martin is everyone's answer, right?  Nobody is putting Training Day up against Black Knight, right?

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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 I saw this and instinctively said, out loud, in Will Ferrell’s impersonated voice of the late, great James Lipton...”Scrumtrulescent.”

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