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Vic Mackey

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Aside from them not being forced to play, not being beat to near death and they are compensated millions? Other than that, exactly the same! I get it, trying to compare pro sports to slavery is "edgy" but it is a slap in the face of real slaves to make this comparison. 

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15 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

For real. I don't think I have ever been in a real barn before but that thing looks badass

That's not sleeping in a barn. Back when I was a kid, before we added on to the house, when my friends and I were at the ranch we did sleep in the barn.  By sleep in the barn I mean we had to throw a blanket down over some hay and hope nothing crawled out of it during the night.

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1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's not sleeping in a barn. Back when I was a kid, before we added on to the house, when my friends and I were at the ranch we did sleep in the barn.  By sleep in the barn I mean we had to throw a blanket down over some hay and hope nothing crawled out of it during the night.

Fuck that noise

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