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7 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

House #1 would be great at first but you’ll either OD, kill someone, or you’ll just get bored.

House #2 you going to fuck Johnny Depp?  If not what’s the point.

House #3 if you want to smoke out, fuck Betty White and then beat her ass at Mario Kart then this is the house for you.

House #4 see House #2

Wait a minute . .  you're not supposed to have sex with the person you're quarantined with are you?  I mean, I've been in a house with my wife for 10 months and nothing's happened.

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3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Wait a minute . .  you're not supposed to have sex with the person you're quarantined with are you?  I mean, I've been in a house with my wife for 10 months and nothing's happened.

That’s what the drugs are for.

/wife all week: no, no, no, no, no

/wife after a bottle of wine on Friday night:  yeehaw!

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