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16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Accurate, although it did leave off "shoot them if they cut you off".

41 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


How much to eat 3 spoonfuls?

 

Or to roll some in a big joint.  

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I do it as God intended man to do- in my front yard. Of course my nearest neighbor lives four miles away. Never understood the point of pissing into clean toilet water when I live in the middle of nowhere. 

Yeah, I piss in my backyard all the time.  I prefer it.

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I do it as God intended man to do- in my front yard. Of course my nearest neighbor lives four miles away. Never understood the point of pissing into clean toilet water when I live in the middle of nowhere. 

Yup. We moved to the country in ETX last year. Whenever possible I’ll pee outside. Why add to the septic system?

Although we love to have our kids and others over, it cramps my style when there are others around and I can’t just whip it out and water the grass whenever I feel like it. 

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I was obsessed with the Bermuda Triangle when I was around 12. Now my 9 YO son is obsessed. It’s a fascinating topic.
Just now, Whatever said:

It’s a fascinating topic.

So, you’d say you got lost in it?

There was a cool board game about the Bermuda Triangle when I was a kid.

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^^^That's one of the best items on the entire Internet. Each one of those things is funnier than the last. 

All-time classic. 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The frame is backwards. That corner is the part that digs into the drywall whenever the bed moves (wink, wink).  The other end of the frame is open and shorter.

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What's with the barbed wire??  Neighbors climbing over his roof to get some of this sweet kiddy pool action?

8 minutes ago, Kwix said:

What's with the barbed wire??  Neighbors climbing over his roof to get some of this sweet kiddy pool action?

I'd bet money that house is in South Africa. Looks like all of the places I've stayed with friends. 

I’d put up barbed wire on top of “ain’t no fuckin mamba or nothing else coming through this mother fuckin fence” too. 

1 hour ago, Kwix said:

What's with the barbed wire??  Neighbors climbing over his roof to get some of this sweet kiddy pool action?

Standard issue in some parts of Latin America

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I'm very mechanically inclined. I also don't own the 3.6789 millimeter spanner socket hexhead torque wrench driver required to change a simple fucking light bulb because some engineer in Japan thought it would be a cool way to install it.

2 hours ago, Kwix said:

What's with the barbed wire??  Neighbors climbing over his roof to get some of this sweet kiddy pool action?

Cartagena?

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