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10 hours ago, Hate said:

I'm old enough to remember smoking sections on airplanes...on fucking airplanes!!!!!

Some comedian put it best: a smoking section in an airplane is like a peeing section in a pool. 

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4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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To be fair, my kids are like this, too.

kids: Daddy, I made a new friend today!
me: What's your new friends name?
them: <silence>

Yep fuck these things

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Bought about 7 pairs of sweatpants for my kindergartener from old navy a few weeks ago. I plan on picking up about 15 of these for the next 2 months despite making a pile of them after I clipped them
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I feel like this is more about keeping a stock of human meat in your freezer for emergencies. Never know when the next ice apocalypse will strike.




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You ok dude?
13 minutes ago, deft said:

 


I feel like this is more about keeping a stock of human meat in your freezer for emergencies. Never know when the next ice apocalypse will strike.




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You ok dude?

 

Ever seen Red Dawn?

11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Ever seen Red Dawn?

The shitty original or the shitty remake?

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Looks as if there’s a frozen hand in the lower shelf, for after storm clean up?

Hook’em!!!
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I have about 800 CDs in the attic and I would bet less than 10% of them have printed lyrics.

Well yeah. In a Texas attic, the booklets probably combusted a long time ago.

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And every 5 to 10 years, you get that lovely note in the mail from DPS about your DL / LTC renewal due on your birthday.  

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It’s not my fault you can’t keep your legs closed
17 hours ago, ztejas said:

The shitty original or the shitty remake?

Shitty original?

Shut your commie whore mouth.

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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And to affirm that something is good, you say “bare bra.”  

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