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Lewis.  Because pretty sure that I'll show him to be a pathetic amateur.  

Wallace. That dude rocks. Also too old to give a fuck.

 

Reverse it. Susan would be last fuck her.

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Workout bro better than the others. Old, smelly, HR liability?  No thanks.  Engaged chick might be fun. Might get invited to the wedding and bang her sister. 

I would convince Susan to punch Brice in the face for his transgressions and then terminate themselves under the company’s zero tolerance policy. Profit.

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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So, like 4 cockraoches then? 

 

No other choice really. 

15 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Coulda used this a couple of weeks ago.  Walked into a cheese steak shop for a late lunch.  The joint was pretty empty.  They had 3 TVs all on different channels and all turned up to max volume.   Got my shit to go and left. 

7 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Don’t forget megaphones and sword fighting. 

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Now that you mention it, I guess music is better than a buzzer.

 

And apparently playing music along with the Samsung Dryer music is a thing on YouTube. 

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This would be my worst fucking nightmare. I might go “John Belushi” on the saxophone 

2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

This would be my worst fucking nightmare. I might go “John Belushi” on the saxophone 

 

Well, at least he's at the back, so wouldn't hear it as loud from the front.

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