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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Hopefully that exorcised some demons. 

54 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

Some of the live lines on my guy’s site were really intriguing.   

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i want to type this one more time......

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I knew there was futility when trailing after 8. But not 0-47 futility. 

Now 1-47.

Let's run a train on these losers

 

 

 

(Not actually losers)

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Every game feels like a playoff game now.

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Damn Alonso is having a nice season.

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22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Always thought playing in the two White Sox parks was the worst possible on TV, Mets may have passed them. This shit is boring. 

You sure it isn't just because this game is boring?

Mets are fucking garbage full of apathy.

Zeros in the 6th tells you everything right now. Going to have to pull teeth to win this one.

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Adolis quit being a fucking bum and take this guy yard. 

Terrible. Jesus. 

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3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Great, that little coed chopper will probably fuck us. 

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Helluva effort Heaney. Would help if your teammates could find a bat or two against this shit, Jesus. 

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Christ that's a gift from Pete. We may get out of this. 

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I'll eat a bag of my own shit if we win a game 1-0. 

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We're gonna wrap this bitch up in 2:20 at this rate. 

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Just now, Wally Pryor said:

Some cushion, please. Anything.

Adolis came here to strike out and play right field and he's almost done playing right field for the night. 

Should probably run little Josh or JPM for Mitch. If Jonah gets hurt in bot 9, that’s just bad luck. 

He hit the bull. 

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Need to wear that Zeke.

/s

Had a feeling he'd rip that. 

That pitcher is an idiot, Zeke would have swung at anything out of the zone

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