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It should be obvious that these other teams aren't going to collapse.  The Astros need to play a lot better now that they're healthy.

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Abreu needs to get on the juice...fuck it

Either he starts hitting or gets suspended, win-win

Do the Astros have a hitting coach? I think we should hire one.

Be nice if the team starts playing better... aaaaaany day now. 

Glad we didn’t pursue a bat when our offense blows ass and is like 17th in every offensive category in the mlb. 

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Glad we didn’t pursue a bat when our offense blows ass and is like 17th in every offensive category in the mlb. 

I think we'd be OK if Dusty would actually put out a lineup that didn't have an automatic out or two on a regular basis. 

I think we'd be OK if Dusty would actually put out a lineup that didn't have an automatic out or two on a regular basis. 

Throw down your lineup
1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:


Throw down your lineup

Any lineup that doesn't include maldy or abrue.  

It would depend on the match-up, but it wouldn't include Maldonado. Abreu and Myers would be much less often than they play now. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

It would depend on the match-up, but it wouldn't include Maldonado. Abreu and Myers would be much less often than they play now. 

You got to bat 9

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

It would depend on the match-up, but it wouldn't include Maldonado. Abreu and Myers would be much less often than they play now. 

Who replaces Abreu?

8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I think we'd be OK if Dusty would actually put out a lineup that didn't have an automatic out or two on a regular basis. 

The guys on the bench suck about as bad as the starters. Hitting coach getting fired would be nice. And our “stars” actually hitting like it consistently would be nice so we aren’t bitching about the backups playing. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who replaces Abreu?

Just bring up someone from the minors who is a decent defensive player.  Then, profit, because it's hard to be worse at the plate than abreu

Altuve, Bregman, Tucker, Yordan. Diaz, Chas, Pena, Dubon, and because I have to have 9, Myers. Not ideal, but IMO that's the best we have right now. 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who replaces Abreu?

Dubon was decent, and I think he'd get better. 

Ball 8

How the fuck did we not score. Dusty you fucking idiot, that's why you pinch run

Fuck, didn't quite get it all.   Terrible route, should have been an easyish catch.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

How the fuck did we not score. Dusty you fucking idiot, that's why you pinch run

That run doesn't matter

Ok Tucker time to make up for you goof earlier


That run doesn't matter
Doesn't matter and if he would have caught it and doubled him off 2nd all hell wouldve broke loose

At least getting to where maybe Bautista won't be available tomorrow

Started by Singleton you hater fucks

Y’all bitch-made bitches from earlier need to stay out of this thread.   

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