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23 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Do you even know what is factored into WAR?


Also hate to break it to you but Meyers fangraph WAR is 1.8 and Dubon 1.3

But keep going this is fun

Dubon has had more plate appearances than Meyers this season. 
 

This obviously works in Meyers’ favor.

Or is it the other way around. 
 

I feel like we’re fighting over two fat chicks at the bar. 

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Twins manager is as dumb as Dusty.

I'd rather Meyers be traded or DFA'd, but he does hit LHP pretty well (this season and his career). The problem is that Dusty doesn't believe in that type of shit, so Meyers plays more against RHP who he is terrible against. This is where I like the Giants way of doing things. They deploy a bunch of platoon guys, and as soon as the platoon advantage changes they switch the player.

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1 hour ago, Overlord said:

Then why does Dusty consistently pinch hit for Meyers in the 8th and 9th innings? With Dubon being one of those pinch hitters?

All you have to do is read this thread to know that Dusty's tactics are infallible 

Our record tells me, this staff has made more right moves than bad 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Our record tells me, this staff has made more right moves than bad 

No. Not even close to reality. He’s like -5 or -7 by war. He’s a buffoon.  

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

No. Not even close to reality. He’s like -5 or -7 by war. He’s a buffoon.  

Are those your numbers or are you getting them from somewhere?

Our record tells me, this staff has made more right moves than bad 
Lulz

I’m a fan of Comerica.

mostly I’m a fan of ticket prices for seats like these that are probably in line with what the same we’re going for at MMP when were losing 100+ a decade ago

 

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10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Are those your numbers or are you getting them from somewhere?

It’s simple prorations based upon playing time choices by captain dipshit. I mean2 indid the prorating but I didn’t make up the numbers. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s simple prorations based upon playing time choices by captain dipshit. I mean2 indid the prorating but I didn’t make up the numbers. 

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

10 W’s for the rook

When is the last time it took until August 26th for us to get a 10 game winner?

Would be nice to have 5 10 game winners by end of the week (JV, Javier, JP and Framber all with 9).

44 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When is the last time it took until August 26th for us to get a 10 game winner?

Would be nice to have 5 10 game winners by end of the week (JV, Javier, JP and Framber all with 9).

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Money Maton is back....Blanco optioned

JV day lineups are so maddening.

we joked, but Singleton is totally his first baseman now 

this is going to be a real problem in October 

13 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Money Maton is back....Blanco optioned

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4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

this is going to be a real problem in October 

I mean, there’s a pretty good chance that the only problem in October is that we’re done playing. 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

JV day lineups are so maddening.

we joked, but Singleton is totally his first baseman now 

this is going to be a real problem in October 


if that’s our only problem, I’ll take it !

 

I think it’ll eventually be a combo or Diaz / Abreu at 1st. Singelton doesn’t make the playoff roster 

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


if that’s our only problem, I’ll take it !

 

I think it’ll eventually be a combo or Diaz / Abreu at 1st. Singelton doesn’t make the playoff roster 

Right.

I didn’t mean to insinuate that Singleton would actually be getting playoff starts, but even if it’s *just* Dubon and Diaz isn’t in the lineup, that’s still a problem. 

52 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, there’s a pretty good chance that the only problem in October is that we’re done playing. 

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That bottom 4 is gross

Ya know, it hasn't been a GREAT season. There's a real chance we don't make the playoffs, not even our usual spot in the ALCS.

But you know what makes me feel just a little bit better about it?

 

 

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now go pitch a shutout in front of your old home crowd JV

Miggy seems like a good dude. 
 

He’ll be a good representation for the Hall of Fame. 

Why does Singleton now seem to be connected to JV?

Does JV have a soft spot for players batting in the 100’s?

Jon Singleton 

2023 WAR -0.3

Career WAR -1.2

No fucking business being in the bigs  

6’0 ft

256 lbs

 

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8 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Why does Singleton now seem to be connected to JV?

Does JV have a soft spot for players batting in the 100’s?

 Because they bat .200 when they start with JV!

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Brantley joining the team in Boston tomorrow.

could play Tuesday.

 

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2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Brantley joining the team in Boston tomorrow.

could play Tuesday.

Or could return to Sugar Land.  Who can say?

 

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Or could return to Sugar Land.  Who can say?

 

He’s never been this close!!!

 

 

 

 

….since the last time.

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10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Brantley joining the team in Boston tomorrow.

could play Tuesday.

 

If the doctor does another examination and finds “inflammation” again, I’m going to firebomb MMP. 

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14 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

I’m a fan of Comerica.

mostly I’m a fan of ticket prices for seats like these that are probably in line with what the same we’re going for at MMP when were losing 100+ a decade ago

 

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Nice moon shot. 
 

I saw similar in 2021 Boston

 

 

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#lame 

The stupid hand sign is lame. A reverse horns?

They flash it all the time. 

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