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Dontrelle had to say that dumb shit about having to throw strikes to get us out because we’re not chasing… and four guys proceed to strike out while swinging at what would be balls. 

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4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Damn that was deep 

Has Maldy fixed Brown yet? 

We ain’t coming back. 
great now we get how much does having maldy back there help the rookie tonight. 
It’s 5-1 after 9 outs Ass holes. 

At least the Rays did us a solid

Apple TV got the super saturation settings cranked up? Looks like a bright red orange jersey. Or new unis? 
 

Doesn't really matter. We back home in our kryptonite. 

Edited by utxmike05

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

At least the Rays did us a solid

I bet on the mariners at the casino on the way to Bama game. Reverse jinx/emotional hedge. You are welcome. 

Yordan doesnt ever leave the fucking box yet gets a timer violation....ok

Hit a homer Tucker come on

HPU has benefitted the Astros more than once. He squeezed Brown at least once obviously.  Seems like he's all over the place.

 

Edited by slorch

Lets fucking go fatboy!

Really needed that to get out.  One serving of banana pudding short

I'm running out of ways to describe how miserably we're performing in front of the home crowd. Perhaps Lord Toothpick needs to come up with a better pregame speech. 

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

One more cheeseburger and maybe that gets out Chas. 

Double Double 

Brown gotta gtfo of the rotation

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Brown gotta gtfo of the rotation

So does Javier. They are both gassed. 
call up spaghetti. 

Mashitty saving Dustys life right there




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Now or never.   Put pitches on Snell and get him out of there.   

Fat boy in another key situation

The Abreu fan club is accepting new memberships. Also a couple days ago this website on my android phone stopped fitting to the screen correctly. Has this happened to anyone else?

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2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fat boy in another key situation


he was thinking about slamming a hot pocket before heading back to the field 

Need to get these 2 in and win it against the bullpen

Even slowass Bregman could have scored on that

He's not really going to let Maldy bat if Yainer walks, surely?

106.6 mph on that line out.  This game is dumb.

Ugh.

In hindsight, really needed Bregman to give it a shot on that ball that kicked away…

or abreu’s ball to stay in play 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

He's not really going to let Maldy bat if Yainer walks, surely?

Ford was speculating we would have seen a pinch hitter had diaz reached 

These clown ass announcers

Padres got like 14 steals tonight

Jfc this team at home

Snell throws 103 pitches in 6 innings...has some kind of 3-ball count again and again...and escapes with just 3 walks and 2 runs. We not only don't make him pay for being under 60 percent on strikes, we fan 8 times. He's really good, but you have to punish an ace when he's having control trouble. 

Then again, it's sort of moot if your own staff is getting curbstomped.

That was a really good AB for Yainer after looking stupid twice. Sometimes chicken sometimes chicken shit. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

Well… it was in reach.   This is when they could do damage, but a little too late.  

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