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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again

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What a shitty team. How’s this years draft class? Any spare defensive players named after Mexican food available? Is Queso Charles a prospect?

I don’t think that kick was going to be good anyway.  Looked like he shanked it left.

we should hope the saudis buy out jerry 

 

 

 

Just now, Augustus said:

I couldn't read Lamb's lips.  What'd he say?

 

drink your ovaltine 

Edited by tx 3 putt

1 minute ago, horn009 said:

Dak is an expensive Brandon Weeden. 

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I've been thinking about it the last couple of weeks and this last 10 months has been the end of what I can take from Jerry Jones and his pack of hillbilly cunts. The Cowboys are now just a NFL placeholder for the next couple of seasons until Arch goes in the draft. Whoever drafts Arch will be my new team. 

What a shitty team. How’s this years draft class? Any spare defensive players named after Mexican food available? Is Queso Charles a prospect?
Like this front office will actually find the right talent anyways. We might draft another Michigan spare.

Taco Charlton over TJ Watt....lol

Don't worry guys, we've got the Panthers coming up in December, so we should get at least 1 more win for the season.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Like this front office will actually find the right talent anyways. We might draft another Michigan spare.

Taco Charlton over TJ Watt....lol


Chalupa Johnson is going to win Jerruh another Super Bowl. Just you watch. 

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Their not losing to Justin Fields tonight 

We're losing to Dak tonight

Let's see if Dak can turn it over in this end's red zone.  Bet he can.

And of course, get a break on that touchback. Nope, holding. Gotta love it

nm... apparently Reddit is just as bad at reading lips as we are

Edited by DixonHur

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

I've been thinking about it the last couple of weeks and this last 10 months has been the end of what I can take from Jerry Jones and his pack of hillbilly cunts. The Cowboys are now just a NFL placeholder for the next couple of seasons until Arch goes in the draft. Whoever drafts Arch will be my new team. 

I don’t want Jerry Jones to ruin Arch. 

This would be a 20-10 lead right now for the Cowboys if they had a quarterback that could actually read a defense. 

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

They’re not losing to Justin Fields tonight 

True. Kyle Allen is in.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Chalupa Johnson is going to win Jerruh another Super Bowl. Just you watch. 

only if he is pairs with Enchirito Heinz-Jefferson and Chimichanga Smith-Anderson

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

only if he is pairs with Enchirito Heinz-Jefferson and Chimichanga Smith-Anderson

CUT IT OUT, I'm getting hungry.

You cannot stop Turd, you can only hope he is not soft.

Dowdle showing a little something tonight. More of him, less of Zeke going forward.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

driving baby !!!!!

Had to go and jinx the drive, din't ya.

Gotta have a penalty to kill the drive for good cowboy measure w

Good news: the drive is alive.

Bad news: the red zone is looming.

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