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Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Cole up to 103 pitches. Need a dp. 

You and Sparks called it

6-4-3 and a K of Gallo to get out of trouble.  Very nice.

Now let's get some runs, please.  

Cole might not come back but he did his job. Might not have been pretty early but he can get the win with a run here. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

6-4-3 and a K of Gallo to get out of trouble.  Very nice.

Now let's get some runs, please.  

Did Gallo get stuck in a quick sand coming out of the box? Was the wind so strong that it blew him back 30 feet to start his run?

Springer is just lost right now, maybe the hitting coach should help him.

1 minute ago, thetruth said:

Get your shit together Will

What has he done wrong in this inning? Bad defense and stupid shifting aren't his fault.

Lulz on a crap ass hit.

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2018 All-Star Collin McHugh

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27 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What has he done wrong in this inning? Bad defense and stupid shifting aren't his fault.

That was posted when it was 2nd & 3rd 1 out and he ran up a 3-0 or 3-1 count on cunty odor

7 minutes ago, thetruth said:

That was posted when it was 2nd & 3rd 1 out and he ran up a 3-0 or 3-1 count on cunty odor

and again neither runner on base were his fault and he didn't face Odor in that inning.

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Just now, thetruth said:

George gonna come out of the funk here. 

So GD close

Free baseball 

Coldplay throws a slider into center field trying to pick off Altuve.

2nd and 3rd with 1 out.

Mr. Gattis delivery

Time for Marwin to break out of this slump

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

The Rangers are a dumb team. I mean really dumb. 

But they make up for it with a big lack of talent.

Just now, TexArcher said:

But they make up for it with a big lack of talent.

But they make up for that with a terrible minor league system

Unathletic and bad at defense too. I’d definitely sign their GM to a long term deal. 

Martin is about to walk in a run.


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2 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

But they make up for that with a terrible minor league system

Which they compensate for by having a shitty front office.

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Astros win, Astros win


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Fuck off rangers

Go Stros

God bless America

Just like that Ken. Every time. 

Oh yeah, and fuck the rangers. 

12 for 12 in save opportunities. Not sure what there is to complain about. 

Great job by the bullpen. McHugh has been ridiculous. 0.90 ERA and 0.78 WHIP in 40 IP. Hinch needs to include him on the All Star team.

 

Funny thing is the rangers will suck even more next year.


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