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Jose Altuve is aiming to elevate

Jose Altuve spent most of the 17-game stretch mired in a protracted slump. He entered Thursday with a .177 batting average over his last 25 games, a funk in which he had five extra-base hits.

The Seattle series, then, brought signs of life. Altuve went 8-for-17 in the four games. He homered twice in the opener after hitting one home run in his previous 156 plate appearances. Of his 17 batted balls in play during the series, eight had an exit velocity of 95 mph or higher.

Saturday, Astros hitting coach Alex Cintrón said Altuve had made an adjustment to load into his back leg more and get to a hitting position earlier.

 

“We felt he was getting late in his load to start, which was causing him to land and keep going forward,” Cintrón said. “So that way … he was getting (late on) the heater, and then he was chasing the off-speed because his head was moving forward.”

 

 

Pump strikes…

would love to see Brown get out of the game at an early point….

but we have LMJ and Gusto the next two nights so pen is going to get some work 

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Pump strikes…

would love to see Brown get out of the game at an early point….

but we have LMJ and Gusto the next two nights so pen is going to get some work 

 

whitley long relief tonight 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Pump strikes…

would love to see Brown get out of the game at an early point….

but we have LMJ and Gusto the next two nights so pen is going to get some work 

90 pitches and then turn it over to Whitley to get it in the house. 

21 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Tonight might be the night he does something I had hoped he’d go his career without doing 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Anyone know what happened to Evoldi tonight for the rangers?  Left after 2 scoreless. 

“Right triceps fatigue”

16 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

“Right triceps fatigue”

Is that like forearm tightness that’s code for Tommy John? 

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Too many!

shutout looming tomorrow

13 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

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Oh shit man. I just realized if Altuve gets up again (not guaranteed) he could likely be facing a position player pitching as he tries to avoid getting that 5th hit today. 
maybe not, but maybe. 

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4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Oh shit man. I just realized if Altuve gets up again (not guaranteed) he could likely be facing a position player pitching as he tries to avoid getting that 5th hit today. 
maybe not, but maybe. 

Dubon, Pena or Rodgers  will have to reach off the PPP first 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

what's the fuckin deal with Yordan

probably has arthritis and his career is over

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Why is dezenzo in the dugout getting ready to bat….

Holy shit Espada is so stupid 

it's not that big of a deal imo

Just now, Gourmand said:

it's not that big of a deal imo

Like I said, I hope he goes his entire career without doing it, but still seems kinda shitty. 
it’d be one thing if he was playing the field tonight 

Lame, why does Espada hate fun

On 5/21/2025 at 10:33 PM, UTexasFight said:

Lost in all the shitty lineup talk:

Altuve down to a .238 average.

end of 2029 is a looooong way off 

Nailed it.

 

12 for 21 since.

up to .272

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lame, why does Espada hate fun

probably just guarding against an oblique injury while chasing stats

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Nailed it.

 

12 for 21 since.

up to .272

 

fire the hitting coaches !!!! 

20 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lame, why does Espada hate fun

I’ll pile on and blame Espada for not going to Whitley in the 7th and get the classic 3 inning save in a 10 run game.

35 minutes ago, Pablo said:

probably has arthritis and his career is over

I mean- maybe it’s only a hamate none and he will be powerless for 18 months. A girl can dream! 

38 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

what's the fuckin deal with Yordan

 

36 minutes ago, Pablo said:

probably has arthritis and his career is over

Could be hamate. Could be arthritis. He could have had it amputated. The only thing we can know for sure is the Astros medical staff is lying about it. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- maybe it’s only a hamate none and he will be powerless for 18 months. A girl can dream! 

I mean, didn't he have a hamate bone fracture a few years ago?  are we so lucky he did this in both hands?

Haven't been to a thrashing like that since 2018 at least.  Please stop with the damn hello kitty nights.

26 minutes ago, Pablo said:

I mean, didn't he have a hamate bone fracture a few years ago?  are we so lucky he did this in both hands?

No. Thought it might be and wasn’t. I think. 

7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

Could be hamate. Could be arthritis. He could have had it amputated. The only thing we can know for sure is the Astros medical staff is lying about it. 

Astros lie about an injury to a star player?

No way.

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Joe Espada said that Spencer Arrighetti was playing catch today and yesterday. Cast is completely off. #Astros

 

we need him back 

Hope they bundled it with Wesneski and got half off the second surgery

Shitty but expected

 

Whenever anyone says a team has plenty of pitching and should trade it, that person is wrong

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