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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Skubal doesn't need the help from the HPU with calls out of the zone, but he's getting it

Bullshit strike 3 there to correa. 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Are we ever going to score a run again?

Nope. Spring training of 2026. 

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Lulz, Sparkie talking about getting the #2 spot in the AL.

 

we just need a run of games 

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our luck is turning!

Altuve has been striking out a lot on high pitches outside of the strike zone. Fucking annoying!

6 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Why can't we get hits like that?

Unless the bases are empty, and then Diaz loves to hit it to RF. Runners on base, we are pulling everything.

He's safe, horrible tag. Usually when the players are this adamant, they are right.

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3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Detroit Pizza is ass

I liked it

Fucking bullshit.

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are they talking about the laces?

touching

Wow that last one was actually a very good angle

Sadly that was the right call. The oven mitt hit the catcher's mitt before it touched the plate

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Hand hit the glove. He's out


we should riot. 

Edited by Wulaw Horn

I do think his sliding glove touched the mitt.

Just now, kevwun said:

I do think his sliding glove touched the mitt.

You can see it change direction

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

our luck is turning!

maybe not

Spoiler

perezchica still seems like he sucks

 

AJ Hinch is a known bitch ass cheater, but my god I wish I knew how to quit him. 

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Hand hit the glove. He's out

 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Sadly that was the right call. The oven mitt hit the catcher's mitt before it touched the plate

Vince Vaughn GIF

You know in the days of real man baseball Diaz would have been safe because he would have absolutely killed Dirk Diggler

Womp womp

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

You know in the days of real man baseball Diaz would have been safe because he would have absolutely killed Dirk Diggler

Womp womp

Maybe.  Some catchers didn't want to fuck the other catcher up.

CMA smith is objectively terrible at baseball for the last 6 weeks. 
when Yordan comes. Ack it’s beyond time to send him damn. That’s not a forever indictment on him. Hell, it’s worth doing because I think he will be special. 
right now?  He gargles nutsack. 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

CMA smith is objectively terrible at baseball for the last 6 weeks. 
when Yordan comes. Ack it’s beyond time to send him damn. That’s not a forever indictment on him. Hell, it’s with doing because I think he will be special. 
right now?  He gargles nutsack. 

He's better than Trammell

July 563 ops. 
August 472 ops. 
 

He’s killing us (along with a lot of other guys, granted) and it’s costing us his age 28 season. 
abject lunacy. 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

He's better than Trammell

Sure. Do you want to miss out on Cam’s age 28 season so he can be ever so slightly better than Trammell right now. 
I am super bullish on Cam long term. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

July 563 ops. 
August 472 ops. 
 

He’s killing us (along with a lot of other guys, granted) and it’s costing us his age 28 season. 
abject lunacy. 

Sure. Do you want to miss out on Cam’s age 28 season so he can be ever so slightly better than Trammell right now. 
I am super bullish on Cam long term. 

He will be traded by then. Prob for Tucker from the Dodgers 

I think we need to steal 2 more weeks from Arrighetti as well to get another year. If he doesn’t have a really good outing next time I’d send him down to work through shit when Garcia, LMJ and France come back. 
his performance has justified it as well. 
and to be clear, I think Arrighetti is a 2 in the making. 

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

He will be traded by then. Prob for Tucker from the Dodgers 

Just think of how much more of Tucker’s contract Jim Crane could get them to pay if he had another year! 

And with that lead off triple the game is about 90 seconds from being over. 

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