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That's the kind of stupid pass that gets a comeback going . . .

This year's Holiday Bowl comeback brought to you by... SMU's quarterback!

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

You were saying……..?

I mean yeah dude I told you.

I almost made some comment pregame about him still having a couple picks in him this season.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I mean yeah dude I told you.

I almost made some comment pregame about him still having a couple picks in him this season.

Crazy. He could have just thrown it away. Your guys should still be ok.

Here we go. 4th down attempt

Why would you not kick there and make it 2 scores? Zona letting us off the hook. Should be 24-10.

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Jesus Rhett. Grow a brain.

"He made a play on the ball"

Which ball? They were both awful passes. Shedeur level.

This is a totally different game if it's 24-10. Not sure there's time for Zona down 3 scores.

Total coaching malpractice.

14 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Arizona is incompetent.

Fifita & Co. were really fun to watch last year in those late-night games. Not sure what happened, but I haven't caught many of their games this season.

Okay Jennings I need you to not play like you've been doing whippets all night this next possession.

24-12 now. Zona misses the 2pt again. Maybe they'll score two more TDs to send it to OT. 8:40 left.

CJ Jr. needs some Williams chicken and the weight room in the offseason. That was embarassing.

We're going to piss another season away behind this buffoon.

Great.

Jennings throws another pick straight to the DE dropping into the curl zone. He's single handedly trying to give us a close finish.

GREAT PASS TO THE WRONG TEAM DUMBFUCK

31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

This year's Holiday Bowl comeback brought to you by... SMU's quarterback!

jesus h christ i didn't mean to be so accurate

4 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

SMU with 17 yards, 2 INTs and a punt in this second half

Ho Lee Fuk, he threw another one!

Fuck yeah. At least the D came to play.

We have way too much talent for this dude to keep fucking us at QB. Needs to be an open competition stating tomorrow between him and Hawkins.

Oh man. AZ QB saves SMU from themselves.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck yeah. At least the D came to play.

We have way too much talent for this dude to keep fucking us at QB. Needs to be an open competition stating tomorrow between him and Hawkins.

Who's this "we," bro

Yeah, never mind. This one's over after Zona throws an INT right back.

He's dumber than a bag of hair.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We're going to piss another season away behind this buffoon.

Great.

I need a Preston Stone "Miss me yet?" meme

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Fuck yeah. At least the D came to play.

We have way too much talent for this dude to keep fucking us at QB. Needs to be an open competition stating tomorrow between him and Hawkins.

This is an insane take.

Lashlee and Jennings share half a brain between them. good Christ.

He's done that slide early shit multiple times this season. Think it cost us the Baylor game.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I need a Preston Stone "Miss me yet?" meme

Um. No. But we could do better in the portal or out of HS in Texas.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

This is an insane take.

It will just be the same shit next season. Some big game he will fuck us with multiple turnovers and terrible plays on high leverage drives.

I want the kid to succeed and loved his promise but he just isn't it. He hasn't gotten any more mature or capable in big games.

Just now, ztejas said:

It will just be the same shit next season. Some big game he will fuck us with multiple turnovers and terrible plays on high leverage drives.

I want the kid to succeed and loved his promise but he just isn't it. He hasn't gotten any more mature or capable in big games.

I mean he had a huge fucking wakeup call and opportunity for come to Jesus last season in the postseason. And his season he pulls the same bullshit in the postseason again.

4 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Pretty ugly second half. Yikes

Some of these games seem like the players just heard about football for the first time in the early afternoon. I'm looking at you, Tech.

Edited by Bullneck

I'd like to see a TD from AZ just to see if they can get the onside kick. As the QB launches his pass into the first row of seats.

Edit: damn, the Murph was demolished 20+ years ago. Nobody tells me these things!

Edited by Bullneck

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's done that slide early shit multiple times this season. Think it cost us the Baylor game.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean he had a huge fucking wakeup call and opportunity for come to Jesus last season in the postseason. And his season he pulls the same bullshit in the postseason again.

It’s shocking how stupid Jennings is.

I thought that he was the future when he shined while replacing an injured Stone. But he has had wildly erratic performances at inopportune times. Just a fucking idiot at times.

I would not be shocked if SMU lowballed him to get him to move on.

I knew his interview was going to make me like him again.

Angry Denzel Washington GIF

WE ALL WANT YOU TO SUCCEED STOP BEING SUCH A DUMBASS!

Great bowl win. First since 2012. Hit the lab and drive me up the fucking wall again next season, Ponies.

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I knew his interview was going to make me like him again.

WE ALL WANT YOU TO SUCCEED STOP BEING SUCH A DUMBASS!

Great bowl win. First since 2012. Hit the lab and drive me up the fucking wall again next season, Ponies.

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That game was a perfect example of why we went 9-4 and not 12-1. Glad we won but fuck we make shit difficult.

2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I wanna hang with Ahmed Moses. He’s cracking me up.

Moses, Baumgarner, Kathy Bates, Laura Bush blunt rotation.

Throw Keith Frazier in there.

Edited by ztejas

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