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Nine horses, a cow, a goat, and some dogs

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Interesting that they point out the horses were all female but no mention of the sex or gender of the goat, cow and dogs.

Three Pennsylvania men who sexually assaulted more than a dozen animals over a five-year period will spend up to 41 years in prison, according to Local 10 news.

The three animal “lovers,” identified as Matthew Brubaker, 31; Marc Measnikoff, 34, and Terry Wallace, 41, were sentenced to 20 to 41 years for forcing themselves on a cow, a goat, nine horses and an unspecified number of dogs. A teenage boy was allegedly tasked with restraining the animals while the twisted trio committed their bizarre crimes.

The horses that were assaulted by the men were all females, according to local station WTAJ, which also reported the animals were places in the care of Pennsylvania Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

 

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-men-had-sex-with-goat-cow-dog-prison-sentence-41-20190423-qegmyizh65azzcrwre3vbh2d6y-story.html

 

1 minute ago, Larry T. Spider said:

What part of Florida is Pennsylvania in?

Never heard the term pennsyltucky?

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Never heard the term pennsyltucky?

I thought the term is "Pennsatucky." Not that it really matters. Just wish those folks would never procreate with man or beast.

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Can you imagine the teenage kid they used to restrain the animals having to tell his parents about his new afterschool job?

Sounds like it wasn't their first dog and pony show.

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Nine horses, a cow, a goat, and some dogs

Huh.  And here I was, thinking this was the beginning of a damned interesting recipe....

Sounds like Johnny Carson should be holding an envelope to his head and responding

”Aggie speed dating” or some such. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Huh.  And here I was, thinking this was the beginning of a damned interesting recipe....

First, you make a roux in a fucking huge pot...

2 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Pretty sure they call that a Tuesday in Arkansas.

Fucking animals.

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