Well I had A Pifane

[El Diablo 4232]

12 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Aw hell, Briscoe has its own "Come And Take It" flag. 

[SquishMitten 10368]

14 hours ago, El Diablo said:

The US has baseball. India has cricket. Europe has futbol. The Irish have drunkenness. What's the national pastime in the country of Briscoe?

Tuesday is when they rub the birds 

[Moby Ric 2058]

Only believable part is high as balls.

[ulukinatme 1740]

17 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

well I never got yo check dead beat faget

Bullshit, my bank showed you cashed it!  I'm taking this up with the Better Business Bureau.  

[Trey3216 15298]

20 hours ago, NastyDreams said:

Is there any confessing in your religion?

Every whisper, every waking hour 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

On 6/3/2019 at 4:50 PM, Chad Fuck said:

100% in.

 

200%

[lateshow 1303]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Every whisper, every waking hour 

That's just me in the corner.

[General Specific 3148]

That's just me in the corner.

Oh no, I’ve said too much.

[CHAD BRISCOE 368]

2 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

Bullshit, my bank showed you cashed it!  I'm taking this up with the Better Business Bureau.  

bitch where do u live at

[CHAD BRISCOE 368]

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Only believable part is high as balls.

How Big a Boy are You

[Sbbruin 21567]

How's your retarded cousin Seth?  Still retarded?

[CHAD BRISCOE 368]

Contrary to What U have been told I will whoop you're ass 

[Damor 1221]

Word of caution, Chad:  you're issuing threats across international borders now, which could be construed as an act of war.

[CHAD BRISCOE 368]

2 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

Bullshit, my bank showed you cashed it!  I'm taking this up with the Better Business Bureau.  

Well U should know I am not allow at the bank Any more

[El Diablo 4232]

2 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

Bullshit, my bank showed you cashed it!  I'm taking this up with the Better Business Bureau.  

In what country?

[Sbbruin 21567]

5 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

In what country?

Cayman Islands 

[CHAD BRISCOE 368]

There is so much hatred in the world today our president gets disrespect baby's are being killed before they have a chance to live in the world policemen being killed for no reason schools being shot up by people who have no conscious veterens being disrespect and the list goes on and on this is Why I have Oil's for sell it help's with all of these thing's . In the name of Jesus I pray if U dont like it U can sit On a Tack .

[Moby Ric 2058]

1 hour ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

How Big a Boy are You

I am not going to send you pics of my junk.  Fag

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

Essential oils keep police officers from being shot? Well, I guess it makes sense. I've never heard of a violent crime scene that reeked of patchouli.

[CHAD BRISCOE 368]

10 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I am not going to send you pics of my junk.  Fag

if there is a faget its you because your the one who thought of that it wasnt me . smelt it delt it 

Edited June 6, 2019 by CHAD BRISCOE

[El Diablo 4232]

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Essential oils keep police officers from being shot? Well, I guess it makes sense. I've never heard of a violent crime scene that reeked of patchouli.

Know how I know you've never had sex with a hippie chick?

[ulukinatme 1740]

1 hour ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Well U should know I am not allow at the bank Any more

Wait, you're not allowed in Arby's and now you're been banned from the bank too?  How did that happen?  How do you live?

Edited June 6, 2019 by ulukinatme

['stache 21489]

How's your retarded cousin Seth?  Still retarded?

He was cured with nard

[El Diablo 4232]

On 6/3/2019 at 4:44 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Well just like the Title say's I had a Pifane the other day I was chilling behind Stripe's hitting my toot toot and a little u knjow what and all of a sudden this dude come from No Where . And i'm all fuck this , I'm high as ball's and this dude come up to me and he said it's cool dude can I do a toot toot wit you . I said sure and before u know it Me and Amish was buds he work at Stripe's but was on his break and was gonna get retarded on some wierd urbs or shit he got from his sister . Well Amish is Indian and we got to talking about how they live on Reservation's and how I was like it's cool that U get to live for free the goverment don't give me shit and I'm a veteran . Well turn out Amish said There is something you can do to get rid of the Goverment have U ever heard of Possee Comitatus that is the law that let's the Government have Police well did you know that it is ILLEGAL . THAT'S RIGHT at birth the goverment stole your real SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and gave it to a COMPUTER from the IBM CORPORATION . In which time U were enter into a lottery to go to either a real family or a Correction Facility . Well I can tell U this all U have to do is cut up your driver license send it to the Goverment .Is that true 

Is Amish an Indian like Mohotmom Grande? 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3778]

4 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Is Amish an Indian like Mohotmom Grande? 

Isn't that Areola Grande's fat sister? 

[El Diablo 4232]

20 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Isn't that Areola Grande's fat sister? 

Maybe. I know they made salt out of salt water and they got their own country. 

Chad, you tried making salt? You could be the grandhi of Pampa, er, Briscoe. Or moses. LET ME PEOPLE GO! But charge $10 a head. 

[CHAD BRISCOE 368]

39 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Is Amish an Indian like Mohotmom Grande? 

He is from Banadesh or some shit 

[El Diablo 4232]

36 minutes ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

He is from Banadesh or some shit 

That's indian for oklahaoma?

Edited June 7, 2019 by El Diablo

[SHOOTER12 8766]

14 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Tuesday is when they rub the birds 

So that's the national sport of Briscoeville, The Rubbing of The Bird.

Sheesh, have some rep ..

[SHOOTER12 8766]

6 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Contrary to What U have been told I will whoop you're ass 

I've heard you'll suck ass...

6 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Well U should know I am not allow at the bank Any more

Or around schools or daycare facilities, etc etc..

5 hours ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

There is so much hatred in the world today our president gets disrespect baby's are being killed before they have a chance to live in the world policemen being killed for no reason schools being shot up by people who have no conscious veterens being disrespect and the list goes on and on this is Why I have Oil's for sell it help's with all of these thing's . In the name of Jesus I pray if U dont like it U can sit On a Tack .

Donald Trump says fuck you (no cr) and Jesus said he doesn't listen to moronic bird rubbing phegs like you..

[SHOOTER12 8766]

1 hour ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

He is from Banadesh or some shit 

He calls it "BangMyAss".

[Agent 13 314]

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Essential oils keep police officers from being shot? Well, I guess it makes sense. I've never heard of a violent crime scene that reeked of patchouli.

No, no, no. All he is saaaying, is give nard a chance. 

[General Specific 3148]

No, no, no. All he is saaaying, is give nard a chance. 

All nard matters!

[mchookem 15429]

i'm embarrassed at how long it took me to understand the title of this thread

[Scheiss Meister 8300]

7 hours ago, mchookem said:

i'm embarrassed at how long it took me to understand the title of this thread

And I'm embarrassed that I understood it immediately.