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  2. Per reports from ESPN's Pete Thamel, Texas edge rusher Zina Umeozulu is entering the portal after two seasons on the Forty Acres. He joins his brother and now-former Texas offensive lineman, Neto Umeozulu, in the portal. Zina Umeozulu's Texas Career Texas Longhorns linebacker Zina Umeozulu against the Clemson Tigers during the CFP National playoff first round at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium A product of Allen (Texas) High School, Umeozulu arrived to Austin as a member of the 2024 recruiting class. He appeared in just one game as a true freshman before utilizing his redshirt but saw much more playing time in 2025. This season, he appeared in 12 games while posting 13 total tackles (four solo), three tackles for loss and two sacks. Umeozulu tallied his first-career sack during non-conference play against UTEP before recording a career-high four total tackles and sack in the Citrus Bowl win over the Michigan Wolverines to close out the season. He also registered two tackles in the season opener against Ohio State.
  3. Right there with you, but in my younger days, two tabs would have meant something completely different.
  4. But what about his forearm girth?
  5. Miami is stronger and more talented. B1G crew might have to intervene
  6. Friend had some extra tickets. Pretty fun environment so far. More fans for each team than I expected.
  7. What a hard fucking run. Miami playing scary good.
  8. Had him stacked up and couldn't overcome that line.
  9. I have two tabs. I'm like 6 pages behind because I ate dinner and napped.
  10. Example snapped just now
  11. We've routinely lost our shit over Quinn, Arch etc doing stuff like that but it's amazing if you watch a good amount of college football they almost ALL do that more often than we realize.
  12. yeah, I live in Tigard, they've been out here a bunch too
  13. I'm just scouting future targets. Got a red phone line to Sark.
  14. dr99 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    He saw his two lineman buddies from Michigan play Texas for a payday and wants to do the same.
  15. I need to go read the VZ thread but I wonder if they've thought about the VZ insurgents riddling the VZ oil infra with huge blasts, like what UKR has done to RUZ but worse because they're just a few miles away from the targets.
  16. My kids liked The X-Files, but more the monster-of-the-week episodes, especially in the earlier seasons. They didn't care as much about the mythology. Lost was a hit, too. I echo all the other comedies here, but for drama, maybe 24? It's so cheesy but dumb and fun and lots of plot twists and action.
  17. 35-32 Ole Miss at half
  18. Given the wording of the tweet, I'm not sure if they counted the hands in their arm measurement, given that they listed his hand size right next to it. Also, make sure you aren't confusing chest width with chest circumference.
  19. I've heard of neighborhoods forming watch groups around town and even in Gresham to make sure students are safe, that is so upsetting to hear. I'm on the west side in the hills near Beaverton and they were out in force in Beaverton and Hillsboro in the previous months. There's a video of CBP screaming at a guy on the sidewalk who is filming them that got posted yesterday.
  20. Lacy whiffed the block. Do not want.
  21. Have to get the ball out faster if you want to have a prayer against this front 7.
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