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  2. Is he supposed to back to switching since the hand is healed up, or is he staying left only?
  3. Up 10-7 halftime vs vols at Liberty Bowl ESPN sideline reporter just interviewed Bret and his gibberish responses sounded like "cajun guy in Waterboy" -- couldn't understand a word.
  4. Trump being surrounded and advised by Scientologists would be the icing on the cake. Not sure that even @Brisketexan could have developed that plot twist.
  5. Texasguurl joined the community
  6. OU has really been good at developing their RB room the past few years for sure.
  7. We're down so many players that the kid next to Arch is actually our starting linebacker.
  8. I was being sarcastic, but fuck yeah he needs to hire one and let the new guy call the fucking plays. Sark obviously can't OC and HC worth a fuck simultaneously. Hardly anyone can. It's time for him to admit that and act accordingly.
  9. I'd stab somebody for Chip Kelly. Clemson is about to hire Chad Morris
  10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Fraley Trent Fraley's dad, Hank, was undrafted and also played center and blocked for Donovan McNabb from 2001-2005. Those were some solid Eagles squads and the 2004 team made it to the Super Bowl and lost to the Patriots. Trent Fraley has had an NFL future at C since birth. Texas needs to get Trent Fraley at any cost.
  11. Grilled (leftover Kirkland spiral) ham and chee.
  12. I thought we played tomorrow, fuck head! To hell with calling them UT!
  13. This is why RAM is unobtanium.
  14. Every game, every third-down, every must have it moment, he converted. The games he lost were lost on defense on a final play and lost because he got hurt.
  15. wtf is everyone bitching about? Avengers brings the heroes together to fight a villain they couldn’t handle (in a movie) by themselves. And the comics has always been about returning a dead or forgotten hero for one last stand. If you’re a comic geek you know that the incursion storyline was being set up, granted with some actor related setbacks.
  16. About 60 years ago one early summer Friday evening I stopped with a screech in the middle of North Lamar between 32nd 35th , jumped out of my dad’s ‘61 Impala sedan and pulled my shirt off in a panic. I was on a date with a hot blonde and another couple heading northbound for the Chief drive-in when the Salem menthol cigarette dangling from my lips fell inside my Oxford button down shirt and commenced burning various spots all over my chest down to the navel. Traffic on that side of Lamar came to a stop while my friends were laughing their heads off as I danced around on the center stripe trying to yank the shirt off without ripping it up. Thank gawd cellphones, Youtube, & TikTok didn’t exist then.
  17. Nothing like a scotch Manhattan at the Cheez-it bowl in Orlando.
  18. Yesterday
  19. Don't forget your taint
  20. Tennessee sucks tiny flaccid limp fat Josh huepel dick. What a shit program. Bret is fucking drunk and his face looks strokey.
  21. Tuco replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    But he does demonstrate the anti-woke mindset, with the basic dogma of "Any societal changes after high school is suspect." We have this weird, natural inclination to believe we grew up "right." I first realized this when I spent my first Christmas with my ex and this weird belief we both had that our vision of Christmas was the version we should follow. Being "woke" means you challenge what you assumed previously. There are a lot of people who struggle with that.
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