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  2. Much rather have our Vanderbilt guy than their Vanderbilt.
  3. Amen's inability to string shit together is bizarre. I guess it's called killer instinct. Not sure he has it.
  4. NBHorn7 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    You have no idea. As her agent our "Nicky" I can tell you is a hot commodity indeed. Her night crew posts inspired a docuseries that will not be soon forgotten. She has sources about UT Football that the $9.95 guys would pay at least $10 for. We are in negotiations for a new Surly NIL deal, as we will no longer accept Cheez-Its as currency. She could enter the forum portal and get a deal from TigerDroppings or SECRant in a heartbeat. She receives numerous pm's for racy pictures. We have considered putting these pictures on t-shirts with the words "BOOM Mother Fucker under it for sale. If she finds this too much, we exchange the picture for one of her in the Wonder Woman costume worn by Linda Carter seen on this forum. She is writing her biography as we speak entitled "Nicole44, How I Went from Complete Unknown to Internet Icon." Then we sell the rights of this book for a movie deal. As most here know, Clair Danes will play her in this sure to be nominated for the Best Picture Oscar film and for Actress in a Lead Role for Clair Danes. I will push hard for all this because 10% of Cheeze-Its don't go very far these days.
  5. Im getting shitfaced on this stuff after today
  6. He’s probably the only “legitimate” opposition that’s out of reach or the current regime.
  7. Terrorizing liberals is better than health insurance.
  8. Lesson learned. Doctor should have told Vic 6-8 weeks. Vic said today that he was happy to have Sidberry back at practice even though her minutes were limited. If Sidberry plays tomorrow, it will be limited minutes with her.
  9. Doubt there would be much - if you're in Congress, you should assume Trump's people (Miller) are trying to read everybody's emails.
  10. Those are the most broken brained people on this site. I only venture over there during portal season. They take themselves waaaaaay too seriously. It’s worse because Texas sucks donkey dick right now at the portal game and they are super pissed.
  11. We’re gonna get Brock Riker from Brock HS in Brock, TX and like it.
  12. Wasn't it assumed to be Cojoe's position to lose?
  13. Sochan starting shit again after the game.
  14. I've always known that as an aggie joke.
  15. You might want to check the stock values of the largest insurance providers and see where a good deal of the money in the system ends up. From a hospital perspective, my wife and I were both in the hospital this year for different issues. Neither stay in total equaled one treatment of the current top bladder cancer treatment drug being used. Mine didn’t even come to the monthly costs of some of my employees maintenance drugs. Now my dad was in the hospital earlier this year and passed after a week or so. He was on Medicare and they loaded him up with everything they could think of while running through a ton of tests and treatments. He was never walking out of there and it was easily a mid 6 figure stay.
  16. Get off our court, losers.
  17. This might not be texags, but it does seem like a lot of negative recruiting our own school goes on around here.
  18. Nicole44 replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    So we need to ditch all our millionaires and find one billionaire to run point? There seem to be more meltdowns happening In the recruiting thread. It’s too hardcore for me. 😂
  19. I’ll never understand how anyone supports an Administration that just blatantly lies on a consistent basis.
  20. https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/black-dahlia-zodiac-killings-new-theory-21259726.php I saw this in the LA Times too.
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