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Shit My Kid Says
Background: We’re close with 2 families who both have 9 YO girls. One is plain looking but is funny and a blast to be around. The other is really pretty but had some serious mom-daughter anger issues. Me to my 10 YO boy: If humanity depended on it, who would you pick to be your girlfriend? 10 YO: I pick suicide. Me: I mean it when I say humanity depended on it. Civilization would cease to exist if you didn’t make a choice. 10 YO: Civilization’s had a good run. We don’t need it to keep going.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Christmas Eve was gumbo greens with smoked turkey and sausage served with chunky smashed potatoes... first you make a roux Christmas day was tenderloin, ham, stuffed mushrooms, asparagus, and since we weren't around for Thanksgiving i made mom's cornbread dressing. never did a tenderloin before!
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
Lucky to be spending the Christmas break with one of my wife’s bridesmaids and her family. She’s hilarious, her husband’s a really nice guy, and the kids are playing well with mine even though they’re younger. As a return gesture, I’ve made a few breakfasts and all of the dinners. They must not be good cooks, because the daughter has scarfed everything up and made multiple “this is the best …. I’ve ever had.”
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It is kind of insane how much whisky Canadians drink. But Canada is in general our #1 trading partner so...not surprising some bad things were going to happen by pissing them off.
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Song Sung Blue - Jackman & Hudson
Saw this a couple of weeks ago and it really hit home. Watching people pursue the thing they love to do most was pretty cool. It has parts that just tug at your heart with what happens to both of them, but man I loved it. Hugh Jackman really did Neil Diamond justice in my opinion. Would and will watch again. Jackman and Hudson also have really good chemistry as well. It was just a good freaking film that we need more of.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- Popular comedians that are not funny. I’ll start : Bert Kreischer
Not everyone can be Phyllis Diller.- Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
ok fuck it the real problem with @TreatyOak 's post isn't that he's wrong, it's that he's not going far enough we shouldn't just opt out of the bowl game, we should opt out of the regular season altogether face it, we started this year ranked #1, and dropped out of that position after one game, never to regain it. OBVIOUSLY, the best situation is to just not play any games and retain that ranking up to the end of the season then, we won't get a first round bye, but we won't have any injuries and we'll be fresh and rested for the final game "wait Rimbo, this all sounds fucking amazing and realistic, but don't we have to win our way through the playoffs, too?" naw fuck that shit we're riding that preseason ranking all the way to the title game. And then we get a bye on that one, too I'm telling ya, we'll be the first team to win it all without playing a single fucking game. It'll be MARVELOUS- New Site Software / Theme
Copy that. I honestly have never seen the reply to this topic button at the too. I've just always scrolled to the bottom. We so have our ways we use this silly site. Pos rep.- Today
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I don't wish ill on any of my fellow Americans, but if distilleries are going under I'm at least happy that they're going under in places that voted for Trump. https://www.gosanangelo.com/story/money/food/2025/12/25/liquor-spirits-industry-bankruptcies/87914241007/?gnt-cfr=1&gca-cat=p&gca-uir=true&gca-epti=z114001d00----v114001d--40--b--40--&gca-ft=319&gca-ds=sophi&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook- Popular comedians that are not funny. I’ll start : Bert Kreischer
Wow- Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
- Popular comedians that are not funny. I’ll start : Bert Kreischer
It takes a lot of guts to come out and admit that you have no sense of humor and/or might be retarded.- New Site Software / Theme
Also, appears most vids uploaded through Surly are dead now.- New Site Software / Theme
Yeah, mostly to, you know, get to the top of the page. Now when imma hopefully kills the nav bar at bottom, we will need notifications & the others back up top.- New Site Software / Theme
Lots of reasons. Probably the most common thing is, I'm in the middle of a thread and want to reply to it without quoting someone, it's the easiest way to get to the "Reply" button. This happens more often than you'd think. There's also nav controls at the top of the page...- New Site Software / Theme
I'm not being a dick. Just honestly asking why?- Popular comedians that are not funny. I’ll start : Bert Kreischer
Brian Regan Anjelah Johnson- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Perhaps you’d care to enlighten us on how they cracked the case of a vast criminal conspiracy whose tentacles reached into the highest levels of wealth and power.- Texas RB Talk
Wisner found yards that no other RB on the roster could. The run blocking is dog shit and that has to change for any back to be successful here.- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
You have the worst opinions on television shows.- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
In case you forgot, all they did was get one guy. If there was a vast criminal conspiracy, they missed it. Our current reality is exactly like if they were on the case. Epstein’s dead and those two are walking off into the sunset leaving a whole lot of questions unanswered. God, that ending sucked. They didn’t do shit.- New Site Software / Theme
This is not the 9-3 Texas football making the playoffs post so I can't be arsed to read all the messages, Is there a way to turn off the latest news card on the right of the of the listing of posts in forum? SIAP.- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Building a gaming PC
my son got me an x-56 rhino HOTAS for Christmas lock s-foils in attack position bitchez too bad nobody else plays Star Wars Squadrons anymore but I'm having a lot of fun with it now - Popular comedians that are not funny. I’ll start : Bert Kreischer
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