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  2. If you want some scary numbers, about 100k annual deaths are from hospital-acquired infections (“nosocomial infections”) and some 250k overall are caused by medical interventions itself eg unintentional errors (“iatrogenesis”)
  3. Happy New Year UT Tennis Fan! Our team is back on campus, and training for the opening match of the 2026 dual match season, which will be vs Abilene Christian at 1 pm this coming Saturday, January 10 at the Texas Tennis Center. Our 2nd match will be on Wednesday, January 14 vs Incarnate Word. Then we have two massive home matches - Virginia at 12:30 pm on January 18, and defending national champion Wake Forest at 5:30 pm on Wednesday, January 21. The Virginia match is scheduled to be played outside at the Texas Tennis Center (depending on weather), while the Wake Forest match will be indoors at the Weller Tennis Center in Steiner Ranch. We are planning some special promotions for both the UVA and Wake Forest matches so please mark your calendars now. We are looking forward to another great year, and hope we can count on your continued support! See you at the courts on Saturday. All the best, and Hook'em! Sincerely, Bruce Berque
  4. Almost, it's like 10.8. It's honestly amazing how hefty it is when you pick it up.
  5. UpperWestside replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    Yes he can. Gru is the absolute worst poster on any message board I have ever used going back to the mid-90’s. Just an awful excuse of a person.
  6. Horribad hire. CDC fail
  7. Thatguy replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    The position you play doesn't determine if Sark is trying to get you the ball. We move people around too. Progressions change depending on the play design. For example, when we run the fake screen where the blocking receiver fakes his block and then goes, he is the first reed. Sometimes that guy is a TE. Your catches are determined by the amount of times we try to get you the ball. We weren't throwing him the ball dude. Nothing you say can make that different. Again, I will tell you the same thing I said earlier. I have the All22 for these games. I can easily put all the dropbacks up while he was on the field and prove it to you. What you will see is us using him to clear space. Then 2 or 3 times a game we will look his way. Lastly, Mosely played the last 9 games bruh. He was back for the SEC opener.
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  9. The rules finally change in a way Texas could completely dominate cfb and we find out our billionaires are the Kurt Bowels of rich fucks. Awesome.
  10. I'm a lot less likely to pay a kid for his autograph at a restaurant if there's a chance he's going to leave after one year. You're going to see fans losing interest if this continues for any length of time.
  11. Thatguy replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    We've never had one. Ever. Meanwhile look at Ohio State, Bama, OU, and Georgia. Every is here Kee-Kee'ing, but take a look at Sark's side of the ball in the portal right now.
  12. Stay strong, Jordan. You've got this. [emoji869]
  13. I don’t think anyone really understood or could have predicted how big of a shift the single portal window would have on retention. Texas isn’t the only fanbase frustrated they haven’t been able to lure high end talent into the portal. Not an excuse for where we sit at OL at this point, more of an observation looking around CFB.
  14. jessicajohnn joined the community
  15. Dana Brown on a possible Hunter Brown extension: “We had some discussions with Hunter Brown about two years ago and we expect that to heat up again. Look, he’s got Boras, so it won’t be easy. But at the end of the day, we will definitely talk to Hunter Brown about an extension at some point.”
  16. I’ve watched Sreten for years now. One of my favorite YouTube channels
  17. "We have to establish that I'm playing for the University of Texas. I play for Sean Miller. He's the coach. What he says goes." Sean Miller emphatically calls out Texas' effort following the loss at Tennessee
  18. Sweet unis. Nice play, too.
  19. I listened closely. Right when Walter says "Quintana" there's a squeal but I believe it's the cop cars entering the parking lot.
  20. Does Tommy Rees count as sabotage?
  21. Keef replied to Zavala's topic in Daily Texan
    "Hi Alvarez & Marsal, I'd like you to prepare a full valuation report on the territory of Greenland for a pending offer to purchase. Please discount for lack of marketability and weather."
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