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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Michael Knight replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Brisketexan replied to 956 Worldwide's topic in Daily Texan
That's some bullshit. Great poetry comes from human authors, like James Joyce. Behold the tear-inducing beauty of this work: "At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also." Man. That fella could WRITE. -
It takes a while to find and then suck off that micropenis.
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
HenryJames replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
The refs need to award some extra time considering how much time these assholes are wasting. -
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No shit. Jesus, I do not understand how men with fuck you money and fuck you power just grovel before DJT. What's the point of fuck you level anything, if you don't tell people "Fuck you"?
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Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
someguy replied to gofuckyourself's topic in Movies and TV
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
InkaUtexas replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
HenryJames replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
Too bad Sepp Blatter couldn't be in attendance. -
2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
Captain Ron replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
FINALLY that's over. So dumb. -
MinskyMoment started following Texas Roster 2026
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Just more easy fellating of the most fragile ego narcissist in the history of our planet. Make up an award, give it to him, you are ingratiated and he'll let you do whatever you want. It's all childishly transactional.
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What new UT gear are you looking to buy this year?
Hammerin Hank replied to GhostOfTomJoad's topic in Football
Thanks for posting. I wasn’t aware of the sale. I wasn’t willing to pay $125 but I’ll pay $80 -
Drowned after a medical emergency, https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/47211652/elden-campbell-died-drowning-medical-emergency
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
LonghornSean replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
Infantino gives DJT a serious run as the biggest gasbag in existence. -
2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
HenryJames replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
At least Trump looks good. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BurntEyes replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Is that eating it like a corn cob? Just trying to figure out the logistics of this accusation. -
Probably. That's what happened to my daughter. She committed last year, but just signed a few weeks ago. She's a '26 class, and the '27's are almost full. It's moving so fast these days, and the portal isn't helping.
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This World Cup draw shit is insane. Trump just got his participation trophy from an organization that is nearly as corrupt as he is -- FIFA.
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
InkaUtexas replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
how orange can he be? -
2026 World Cup in North America: Step 2 - the draw
HenryJames replied to Captain Ron's topic in Futbol
I don't know, guys. I'm beginning to think FIFA might be corrupt. -
The most corrupt institution historically awards Trump a Peace Prize following World Cups built on bribes and dead stadium workers. Seems about right. (No Cloak Room - more about FIFA).
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