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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I know I've told you this story, but don't remember if I've told it here. When I was a little kid, I was riding with my uncle and cousin when he ran out of gas going up the Rainbow Bridge on the Port Arthur side. He had just bought a brand new Datsun B210 wagon, and I think he was of the belief that the thing would run on the rumor of gasoline. As we passed the last gas station on Gulfway drive heading for Bridge City, his wife asks "Aren't you going to stop for gas?" No, Uncle Jim did not stop for gas, because the gas gauge being on the wrong side of E just meant he should think about getting gas sometime in the near future. We made it almost to the top...we were inside the superstructure at the top...when it died and wouldn't start. Ole Uncle Jim just threw it in neutral, threw his arm over the passenger seat, switched lanes, and backed that sumbitch all the way down. With his wife giving him the business the whole way down.
  2. It's already happening in the Daily Texan thread...
  3. First thing I thought of. Shit, T-Bub's Jon boat might knock that one down.
  4. This cute little thing has been doing the "OnlyPans" bit on TikTok and Insta for a couple years now. https://www.instagram.com/susividal/
  5. Posing with a weapon of mass destruction, I see.
  6. Yea, but see...Trump is a bidness man, and everybody knows bidness men do bidness on the golf course. Especially big, rich bidness men like Trump. Signed: Some guy that makes $18/hr and has $900 in his checking account.
  7. You think more than one woman has had sex with Ted Cruz?
  8. Yep, daughter's High School team did Bluebonnet instead of Texas Relays for the first time this year. My daughter runs the 400 and the anchor leg on her team's 4x400. She occasionally runs the 200 as well, but probably won't run it at district this year.
  9. Okay, everyone ready to start speculation on what type of cancer? 1.2.3...go!
  10. Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years.
  11. Is Nichols St available, or are they just going to play LSU twice?
  12. Dude should just go full Kenny Powers
  13. bonus points if the body double comes out wearing a strap on.
  14. if that's what you named your strap-on, the answer seems to be yes.
  15. I've started compiling a list of people who weren't born in Texas that should be rounded up and deported immediately...preferably to a very rough part of Ciudad Juarez. Ken Paxton Danny Goeb Elon Musk Ted Cruz Chip Roy Dan Crenshaw Pat Fallon Nathaniel Moran Keith Self Beth Van Duyne Roger Williams Troy Nehls Michael Cloud Michael C Burgess
  16. But she can touch my Tralala...my ding dong.
  17. Gonna be a lot of that when Meal Team 6 tries to quick draw and snags the gun on their back fat.
  18. If that's her she's lost 30 lbs she didn't need to lose. Face looks very gaunt.
  19. If you hold you tongue just right you can remove the shroud from my son's BMW 328 and pour the oil back into the engine.
  20. man, where's a couple buckets of cow's blood when you need it...
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