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Brisketexan

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  1. I mean…..there’s probably a LOT of things you come do to screw up an orgy. “Hey, I spiked all the lube with jalapeño juice!” for example.
  2. I was counting on you to stop me from going down the Albanian amputee porn rabbit hole, you asshole.
  3. But…and this is important….it doesn’t fucking matter, he won’t lose a single vote over it. Because cult.
  4. Yeah…I don’t think yall understand how much of a lock he is to win the primary, and just the general. Everything we loathe about him? All of those things make him MORE attractive to GQP voters and Texas voters. We LIKE criminal, crooked, cheating, utter fucksticks. If he buttfucked a puppy to death on live TV, he’d gain 1-2% because of all the sweet lib tears it would cause. You all know this.
  5. Spent some time this week with someone who visited just last week with senior people in the Japanese trade delegation. While the advice to them is “give him meaningless concessions that you don’t intend to keep,” the japanese can’t work that way. They’re mostly counting on TACO.
  6. I’ll go ahead and get out of your way…cuz ain’t nuthin’ gonna happen. El Paso. Uvalde. The freeze. The flood. The dead Texans are what tell you the GQP policies are WORKING. Every one of those events isn’t a GQP policy failure, it’s a policy success. And their voters, who are irredeemable evil ghouls, like it and want more of it. A few angry dads? Bitch please. They’ll be dismissed as treasonous RINOs, and eventually, subjected to legal sanction and perhaps imprisonment in the camps that are literally being built as we speak. Evil has won. Completely, totally, and with so few shreds of good remaining they aren’t even worth counting. Every leader who supported and helped this along will be reelected. In a landslide.
  7. The wild thing is that we are now fully, 100%, in the “they’re just saying all the quiet parts out loud” now. All officials must follow all orders from Dear Leader, no independent adherence to the law or ethics is tolerated. We must revoke the citizenship of natural born citizens because of their political beliefs. We must stop, detain, and imprison people based solely on their ethnicity/ethnic appearance. This is their American dream, and they are joyful and proud about it. They are…and this is important…pure fucking evil. And we are 100% going to have to shoot our way out of this when all is said and done. If you aren’t a member of a favored group (and even if you are…maybe don’t count on staying there, this sort of regime needs enemies, and they won’t look hard to find them, they’ll just turn to whoever is convenient and close), and you do not have legitimate weapons for personal defense, you’re way behind. The regime just funded the world’s third largest military (homeland security), entirely for INTERNAL use. You build something that massive, you WILL use it. It’s coming. We can’t stop what’s coming. But we can meet it head-on, and when it all breaks down…as it will…kill it.
  8. Having a pleasant cup of coffee 1:50 before our flight departs. Walked in, did bag drop in 5 mins (have a checked bag because we schlepped a bunch of bbq to our family trip), nobody in TSA line…from getting off the rental shuttle to having. A cup of coffee, maybe 20 mins? Super easy. Of course, the girl is flying international out of terminal 4…and is already at HER gate. About as easy an airport experience as you can have.
  9. Yep. The working class cheering on billionaires as they suck the lifeblood out of the country, all so they can grab the satisfaction of being mean to Mexican landscaping crews, is amazing to watch. I never imagined anything that stupid, but here we are.
  10. Flying out of LAX tomorrow. Wife and I are flying SWA to Vegas, daughter is on AA to London. We’ve flown in and out of there before. It’s big and a bit of a pain, so we just allow time.
  11. He was making the “tu quoque” logical fallacy, in one of its most classic forms. It’s like the people who deflect our criticism of the cops by arguing “why aren’t you criticizing the criminals???” Well, because the criminals aren’t supposed to be the good guys…cops are. The criminals don’t work for me, and aren’t paid by my tax dollars…the cops are. So, yeah…maybe hold Israel, purportedly a democratic, law-abiding state, with a military heavily funded by my neighbors and me, to a slightly higher standard than, say, the criminal, Russian-backed Assad regime in Syria. That would be the intellectually honest, non-logically fallacious thing to do.
  12. Yeah, when either of the kiddos has to move via an airport (so far, LHR and FRA), we count on a cab or Uber, as they are schlepping literally all of their stuff, so public transport is a challenge. It’s part of the moving cost.
  13. No, it is plainly illegal. The Supreme Court will straighten this right out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, racial profiling is 100% legal. And more than that; it is a per se good faith belief by law enforcement and the courts that any proof of citizenship or legal status by a brown person is fake/forged, and they should be deported immediately anyway. Sure, you could try to present alternate proof, after challenging the government holding you via a writ of habeas corpus…but yeah, those are gone too. Being brown is a deportable offense, and you have no legal recourse. Comprende, you dirty spics? Why don’t yall just save us all some time and “self-deport,” and don’t give me that “but I’m an American, where would I deport myself to?” bullshit.
  14. You could have w just typed your last two words. These people are incapable of any logic or reasoning. Truly, it is as beyond them as flapping their arms and flying.
  15. Me too. Genuinely and truly. I thought it was a fake satire account.
  16. True. And a perfect encapsulation of this state’s priorities that are fucked up to the point of being pure evil.
  17. Excellent summary of how and why it matters…and how we’re totally fucked.
  18. Understand that when accusing a Republican of association with coke-dealing Latina prostitutes, the only damning part of that is “Latina.” Oh, and from what I understand, it wasn’t the prostitute part of their resume that attracted this particular patron’s attention.
  19. Duh. Thats because the target is not “illegals.” It is “dirty Hispanics.” All of us. The admin is beginning its campaign of extermination (that’s what you do with “vermin,” that’s why they repeatedly use that term) against all Hispanics in the US. We are going to have to shoot our way out of this one. Y’all know that, right? Oh, and don’t worry about the lost farm labor. They will be replaced by the massive population of now-imprisoned Hispanics, who will be forced to pick produce for convict wages (see that out-clause in the 13th Amendment). That’s the openly stated plan. We are literally going to Make Slavery Great Again.
  20. Yeah….you’re just now getting that memo?
  21. I love that he’s afraid of something that hasn’t ever happened and never will happen here (people being thrown in a gulag for owning a bible) instead of…people being thrown in a gulag because they are a disfavored ethnicity (law enforcement is openly admitting that “being Hispanic” is their sole basis for stopping and arresting people for immigration violations). These fucksticks LOVE gulags and concentration camps. They are literally selling merch for them.
  22. Brisketexan

    Austin FC

    Only good wishes for BV and his recovery…but it’s not like his absence is going to cost us many goals. I’m curious to see more from Taylor, he’s looked good in limited time, and we desperately need a spark up there.
  23. Yeah…love the “recent discoveries” angle. Him fucking an aide was a centerpiece of his impeachment and related lawsuit, from YEARS ago. It’s all about political expediency. But, you know, the party of Christian family values. There is no less Christian, less pro-family group on earth than the GQP, yet here we are.
  24. There’s no emergency like a “we need to do everything we can to overly skew this state’s Republican delegation” emergency. Fuck them kids.
  25. Nope. To redistricting. See, this wouldn’t have happened if we’d eliminated all democratic Congress people from Texas.
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