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Dallas Cowboys 2020 Offseason Thread -- 25th Anniversary of Mediocrity

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From Gil Brandt’s Twitter (yesterday):

Cowboys WR Amari Cooper, who turns 26 today, is 1 of 7 players in NFL history with 5,000+ receiving yards prior to his 26th birthday: R. Moss 6,743 M. Evans 6,103 L. Fitzgerald 5,975 D. Hopkins 5,865 B. Cooks 5,372 O. Beckham 5,209 A. Cooper 5,097 via @NFLResearch

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3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

From Gil Brandt’s Twitter (yesterday):

Cowboys WR Amari Cooper, who turns 26 today, is 1 of 7 players in NFL history with 5,000+ receiving yards prior to his 26th birthday: R. Moss 6,743 M. Evans 6,103 L. Fitzgerald 5,975 D. Hopkins 5,865 B. Cooks 5,372 O. Beckham 5,209 A. Cooper 5,097 via @NFLResearch

Just imagine if he could learn how to play on the road. His home road splits for his career are just stupid.

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Here is what Gillmore said in text format on how easy it was for him to get a pick in that game last season. Example 99999999 of how predictable and terrible Garrett was

 

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When knew that shit from watching the game. Then put it in a professional defense of backs hands to find tendencies…

 

lolz.  The Ginger, the football guy, will not be missed.

Edited by Iceman

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On 6/19/2020 at 9:59 AM, youdunnf'dup said:

Fast forward to the 2 minute mark if you wanna see yet another example of how Garrett is an idiot.

That was also a horribly thrown ball by Dak. The weather was shitty, though.

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The weather didn't have anything to do with how horrible that ball was.  Bad snap?  Sure.  Argue it throws off Dak's timing?  Okay.  But, there was zero pressure with plenty of room to step into the throw, but for some reason he shifts his weight to his back foot and sidearms it weakly behind Cooper.  

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that’s a first down, maybe a touchdown, with romo behind center.  or any competent player at the position, really.  garrett wasn’t the problem. 

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that’s a first down, maybe a touchdown, with romo behind center.  or any competent player at the position, really.  garrett wasn’t the problem. 

I wouldn’t put Romo in that group. He probably would have thrown an interception or dropped the ball while winding up to throw. You’re right about a good QB would have thrown the ball where it needed to be though. That INT was on Dak. It had nothing to do with Gilmore being an elite QB.

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That was just a shit show of a game. Another example where our “#1 offense” couldn’t even make this game a sweat for the patriots. A day where our defense actually showed up for a change.

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5 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

That was just a shit show of a game. Another example where our “#1 offense” couldn’t even make this game a sweat for the patriots. A day where our defense actually showed up for a change.

#1 offense = destroying inferior and middling teams, and really in just one handful of games, and looking very pedestrian against a variety of teams from the Pats to the middling Eagles/Bills to the woeful Jets/Bears. In some of those games, like against Jets, Bills, and Bears, our O put up decent numbers to launch furious comebacks because we were getting our asses kicked. #1 offense was, in this case, a trickfucky metric. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Gilmore knocks a good ball down. He was in position due to game planning, tendencies, and simplicity from the Dallas offense. 

my ass.  it was a shit throw from a shit quarterback. 

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Are there any pics of the cheerleaders in this thread or is it just the same stuff we have been saying about the Cowboys for the past ten years?

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2 hours ago, W0244 Jester said:

Are there any pics of the cheerleaders in this thread or is it just the same stuff we have been saying about the Cowboys for the past ten years?

drew’s a bit like a tranny cheerleader with brain injury if that moves your needle. 

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He won’t. If he doesn’t even take a minuscule step forward he’s more than worth that franchise tag.

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3 minutes ago, Drew said:

He won’t. If he doesn’t even take a minuscule step forward he’s more than worth that franchise tag.

So, Top 5 results incoming, right?

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“quarterbacks completely surrounded with talent that only make the playoffs half the time in shit divisions and ultimately don’t win a goddamn thing other than the garbage stats award deserve top money.

-drew

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On 6/25/2020 at 8:36 AM, Underdog said:

Hall of Fame game vs. Steelers cancelled.  

Pointless game is pointless.

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Ezekiel Elliott sued over alleged dog attack

Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott is facing a lawsuit from a woman who says his three dogs attacked her while she was on his property to clean his pool.

The woman says Elliott’s three dogs all bit her on March 11, with a Rottweiler dragging her by her arm while two bulldogs bit her legs. She says she needed surgery for her arm injury and will likely be scarred for life, and she still has both physical and mental pain.

According to the lawsuit, Elliott’s dog previously bit another pool cleaner.

Elliott’s attorney, Frank Salzano, told TMZ.com, “Ezekiel was in no way negligent in connection with the alleged incident and intends to vigorously defend the lawsuit.”

Elliott is not the only Cowboy to face such allegations: Dak Prescott agreed last year to remove his dog from Frisco, Texas, city limits after the dog bit a woman, causing her to lose a finger.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/06/26/ezekiel-elliott-sued-over-alleged-dog-attack/

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pointless game is pointless.

Wait...  there was a HOF game where no team scored?  

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mam?

 

for fucking reals?  Buckeye playing school?

Edited by Iceman

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Zeke's response to the lawsuit

I think that was a response to a random tweet from someone else, not the woman suing him. 

Edited by futureman

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also, the only reason dak’s agent had him sign the franchise tag was because it’s pretty obvious there isn’t going to be a football season this fall.  smartest thing that moron has ever done. 

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Zeke's response to the lawsuit

 

I thought she WAS trying to earn her money by cleaning his pool? She was lucky one his pet tigers wasn’t roaming around...

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1 hour ago, youdunnf'dup said:

 

credit to Zeke and his team for forcing our hand last offseason because he might actually be the single dumbest player in the NFL from an IQ standpoint.

Well, he’s “low-key faded,” soooo...

 

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Zeke has a word for you dorks who think this is some big deal. In fact, it would actually be better if he was "faded" off weed than alcohol as one is much more destructive than the other. Weed is now a non issue in the NFL so who gives a fuck?? Lmao

 

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Dak Prescott has the NFC East’s number, and it’s not even close

If you want to win the NFC East, you’d better make sure you beat the other NFC East teams first. And Dak Prescott is doing just that.

Prescott is 7-1 against against the Washington Redskins in his four years in the league. The only loss came in the 2018 game in Washington, where a phantom false start penalty against longsnapper L.P. Ladouceur with three seconds remaining made a potential 47-yard game-tying kick a 52-yard attempt, resulting in kicker Brett Maher hitting the left upright as time expired.

The Giants are 2-6 against Prescott, and haven’t won a game against Prescott since 2016.

The Eagles’ record against Dak Prescott is similarly in Dallas’ favor: Dak Prescott has won five of the eight games he’s played against Philly. One of those losses came in the 2016 season finale, where Prescott played just 15 snaps before making way for Mark Sanchez and Tony Romo. Prescott left the game early in the second quarter, but as the starter, the eventual loss ended up on his record.

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Well you gotta do more than JUST beat the NFC East. That's only possible 6 wins a year.  It's a good start, but gotta beat other teams too.  Just like every other team does.  But that's why the Pats have had it easy over the last 20 years.  Easier to get to 10 wins when you're starting 5-1 every year.  

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It is really, really hard to go 5-1 in your division in the NFL and still miss the playoffs. But the Cowboys did just that in 2019.

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On 6/30/2020 at 8:38 AM, Iceman said:

yet Dallas only won the NFC East twice in those 4 years.    

When you play in what is easily the best division in the nfc East and there has only been one other good team in the division every year, it’s honestly not that impressive at all. Last years team being the most glaring example. But hey, 5-1 against the nfc East, amirite?

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On 6/30/2020 at 10:56 AM, Drew said:

Well you gotta do more than JUST beat the NFC East. That's only possible 6 wins a year.  It's a good start, but gotta beat other teams too.  Just like every other team does.  But that's why the Pats have had it easy over the last 20 years.  Easier to get to 10 wins when you're starting 5-1 every year.  

shut the fuck up, drew 

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So David Njoku is demanding a trade, and apparently we’re interested. I wonder what that would take. Former first round pick getting drafted to a terrible situation. Seems like a classic change of scenery gamble that we should take. When he does make plays, he flashes elite talent. It’s not consistent at all. 

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2 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

So David Njoku is demanding a trade, and apparently we’re interested. I wonder what that would take. Former first round pick getting drafted to a terrible situation. Seems like a classic change of scenery gamble that we should take. When he does make plays, he flashes elite talent. It’s not consistent at all. 

Issue is..... is there really going to be a season?  If they cancel it, does he not get his service time?  If they start and stop, then he's pricey for next year.  In a normal year, yea, go get him.

 

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look at that form, eyes downfield, like a greek god brought down from heaven to play quarterback for america’s team.  barrett .50 caliber rifle attached to his right shoulder.  he’ll always be the one that got away. 

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