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Gettin Laid: 2019

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1 hour ago, Jhawk said:

Chalk another one up for the good guys.

Met this woman at a steakhouse in Tulsa on thanksgiving.  She just casually gave me her number before I left the bar area to head home after gorging on some prime.  Didn't really think anything of it after texting her that it was nice to meet her later in the night.  Head to the same steakhouse Friday for a drink after work and she approaches me to say hello.  I introduce her to my business partner and think nothing of it.

Last night I'm having dinner and drinks at a steakhouse right next to my place.  Apparently she lives across the street and she ended up walking in about 10 minutes after I did.  She sat next to me and we had a couple of bottles of wine.  Then she just walked to my place with me.  My back looks like I was attacked by a cheetah.  I tore that shit up.  Then this morning she wakes me up with "my pussy is sore but I want you to cum inside me... do you have any lube?  I busted a verrrry tiny nut inside her firm ass.  Was awesome.  Also... I didn't wear a connie because I didn't need to.  She had already gone through menopause.

That's 3 in 8 days for those keeping score at home.

did you fuck that ass in a time machine?  If not, you're in the wrong thread.

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14 hours ago, Jhawk said:

I busted a verrrry tiny nut inside her firm ass.  Was awesome.  Also... I didn't wear a connie because I didn't need to.  She had already gone through menopause.

Dude, there's a very small chance she'll get pregnant if you bust in her ass.  Menopause ain't got nothing to do with it.

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