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luke duke

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  1. Hide a Playboy in the woods near the campsite. He’ll want to go back every weekend. Finding porn in the woods is something that most of today’s youngsters will never get to experience.
  2. He can still get you all of the pruno that you want.
  3. Museum of Science & History in Chicago
  4. Salt Lick has some nice spaces if you’re willing to spend a few bucks.
  5. You can’t siphon gas from a modern car like you could with an older one.
  6. You sound poor. Why else would someone set foot inside of a Walmart?
  7. MICTUNING LS083601JL Laser Stereo Rocker Switch Kit, On/Off LED Light, 20A 12V, Blue https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B0129K45ZY/
  8. I’m guessing that he just rested in foil. Helps with a long hold and/or cooler cleanup.
  9. You’re fine dragging a pellet cooker up and down steps, but not carrying a 20 lb propane tank a few feet?
  10. Figure out how you’re going to get a scissor lift in your house before you buy one. They are neither small nor lightweight.
  11. Your backside should definitely be covered at all times.
  12. I had an extra dough ball from Sunday’s pizza cook. Cream gravy, scrambled eggs, cheese, bacon and sausage.
  13. Is that a cutting board for ants?
  14. I’ll need some pics to properly evaluate her talents.
  15. Husky is the preferred nomenclature.
  16. You should have hired a master abater. This website is full of them.
  17. My vehicle was totaled at 50%. I bought it back, fixed it, pocketed a few thousand and I have been driving it for several years. No salvage title.
  18. Was she gentle?
  19. What he said. You won’t find wood in a commercial kitchen.
  20. Spray some Roundup in her garden, then tell her how shitty it looks.
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