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Rimbo

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  1. Didn't know that eating that can give you VERY large breasts? OH MY GOD; I'M TOO LATE!
  2. The thought crossed my mind, unbidden and apropos of nothing, that someone out there has almost certainly shipped Homer Simpson with Ned Flanders, and I now hate every choice I've made in my life, as they've led me to this moment.
  3. I don't watch. They're unwatchable.
  4. Uhm... no. I am certain that there are some, possibly even a large minority, who are claiming to be in the "don't want" group that are actually in the "can't get" group, the "don't want" group exists and is real. Something near and dear to my avatar's heart. IYKYK OK, so... I am actually hot. I have never needed women to be drunk to get laid. Good looking ones, too. And I just didn't drink all that much. Didn't want to. The one thing that kept me from getting laid more was my own personality. Which is shit. Oh, right. Right. Got the pedophile stories and the drunk stories confused. Well, never did neither, and always looked down my nose at both groups.
  5. I mean... it was blindingly obvious that they needed a WR. The interesting thing is that, of all the WRs they had available, they chose X. Now to make it interesting: Here's a Reddit post from a month ago: e.g. "He’s been the only WR prospect Mahomes has been following the last two months, and he plays in Texas." "It's been widely reported that the front office wanted to trade up for 2 guys similar to Worthy's draft profile the last 2 years, but were unable to."
  6. Yeah, I'm dead-center in the middle of Gen X, and the guys in college who went after high school girls were the losers that even the losers thought were losers. If you couldn't get laid in college with a college girl, you weren't trying.
  7. No no no, you're actually right. It's normal for adults to NOT bang underage kids.
  8. broken clocks, blind squirrels, etc
  9. And even then, AIDS had slowed things down. We're in post-sexual-revolution times, an inevitable and sadly necessary correction from the frankly kinda rapey 1990s.
  10. highly available porn is the #1 thing that changed Generations before Gen Z had to really work to find porn.
  11. has there ever been a post more deserving of the Bert-ewok reaction?
  12. You know, I love everything about this. I love that the big moment of chaos of the first round, the thing that made EVERYONE up in arms, was because one of Texas' best players just went to a place that's perfect for him, where he'll have every chance to succeed and win Superb Owl rings. Now, as a Boncos fan, you'd think I'd be upset. But first off, the Donks are taking themselves out of contention just fine on their own, no matter what KC does. Second, I love my Longhorns more than I love the Bonco. (misspelled team names are misspelled on purpose; they don't get to be called their real name until they stop being idiot fuck ups)
  13. Yeah, seeing fans on r/NFL all screaming at the Bills: "Why would you do this to yourselves? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO THE REST OF US?"
  14. among everyone who hates the Chiefs there has been much wailing and gnashing of teeth
  15. Oh, the NYTimes published a statement on this, and confirmed the whole thing. https://www.nytco.com/press/a-statement-from-the-new-york-times-on-presidential-news-coverage/
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