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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I want to smash this guy with rocks.
  2. @Guadaloopy?
  3. Maybe it was you, maybe it was someone else with an inside scoop, but I remember someone around here (or the old place) making a cryptic promise years ago to drop some juicy intel having to do with why Carl Edwards abruptly retired, but to the best of my recollection, it was never shared. Can you (or whoever that was) please spill the beans? Or at least DM it to me if it's preferable not to leave it out in the open for whatever reason?
  4. I like some of his stuff well enough, I suppose, but I am not a big enough fan to understand what you might mean by the question.
  5. I can still hear the very specific noise that the suspension and tires of my dad's '85 Maxima would make when he would come apexing around the corner leading into the driveway of my childhood home.
  6. Yeah, I did the same thing. Mrs. Doom would never, ever allow such a thing, but it might be worth it for just a one-time use shortly after Doomlet sees the movie for the first time (she's successfully prevented it so far...)
  7. Dave Blunt's Sitting Because I Can Do That Tour
  8. Not outside the realm of possibility that he might have inside knowledge that it's going to miss, subdue publication of that information, stoke hysteria, and come up with a very expensive "emergency savior to the rescue" plan, and "perform a miracle" to save the day from a non-event.
  9. I love this casual subject-matter-expertise humblebrag/dunk.
  10. Wow - thanks for sharing. I also looked it up and couldn't find anything dispositive. I do specifically remember being disgusted by the abject uselessness of Google's search results though.
  11. Was really hoping that Miley would rip up a picture of the Pope. I don't know whether anyone else noticed Chris Kattan in the audience, but he looked like a lobotomized zombie.
  12. You won't catch that kind of slop coming from the good folks at Briggs & Riley.
  13. 420....69 Not a serious tweet...
  14. I find their endeavors highly productive.
  15. I agree with your general point, but I bet Ryan Preece would take exception to this mentality! *to an extent - obviously, he's also the poster boy for your argument...
  16. I've never especially cared for the plate races. That said, I think NASCAR is doing a slightly less bad job at managing the product than F1. However, IndyCar has been spectacular lately, and the other two series aren't even close in my opinion.
  17. The plate races could just as easily be only 25 laps instead 200 and 266 or whatever the fuck Talladega is.
  18. She has suffered/still suffers(?) from a variety of mental illnesses and, at least based on the last pictures I've seen of her, looks quite strange.
  19. OP may or may not be an asshole, but he can't spell for shit. "Am I The Hole?"
  20. Cars on track.
  21. I don't think they're very consistent at that, though I would agree that different tracks and different situations require different considerations. But at a plate track and when it will clearly decide the outcome of the race if you wait? (and wait for what, exactly? "maybe this Big One won't be very big???") Throw it on the early side. I find plate races tedious and boring and needlessly expensive/destructive/unsafe, so it's not like I felt like I lost out on anything, but I think this was just another entry in the long tally of NASCAR putting it's thumb on the scale and/or operating inconsistently.
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