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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Back before dicknuts ruined Twitter, I followed some random dude who posted a different car every day in ascending order of horsepower, starting at 1hp and increasing by 1hp every day. It was a similarly cool little practice.
  2. He's currently using Google Translate to say "nineteen," "twelve and nineteen," and "fifty and nineteen" out loud in French.
  3. To close the loop on this bizarre concept, this came home from school today:
  4. He's a plum smuggler.
  5. A more interesting question is whether you would agree to look like him in exchange for $10m.
  6. I saw the movie in Miami on opening night. Like 6-8 NSXs scattered throughout the parking garage, and a bunch of other cool shit. But at the end of the movie, just as the credits were rolling, some dude stood up and yelled "SENNA!!!" in this overly dramatic, anguished voice at the top of his lungs, and I'm still embarrassed for him, and everyone else, too.
  7. You should hide landmines on his property.
  8. "It was a tough act to follow."
  9. This condescending fuck from the Fetch commercial needs to be buried alive.
  10. This "LOCKED" bit of yours is reminiscent of a @dril tweet.
  11. Either that, or a devious, unattractive woman with money to burn (or an intent to defraud) in efforts to secure male companionship.
  12. I use a felt tipped pen on airplanes. I don't care for the occasional squeakyness, but I care for exploded pens even less.
  13. Bullshit. Dad grabs half a bagel and puts it in his mouth as he's putting on his coat and grabbing his briefcase.
  14. Philistine. 0.5mm is as fat as I go (Pilot Precise v5, and only when I need to write fast). 0.4mm (Pilot Hi-Tec-C) is where it's at. Uniball Vision Micro is also acceptable. Anything else might as well be one of those fat crayons for the dumb kids.
  15. I fucked up one of my shoulders a little bit by deliberately ignoring mounting discomfort during a 10,000 burpee/year effort a couple of years ago. Listen to your body.
  16. It's probably just the plant-baght chips.
  17. Football players who do dumb shit with their eyeblack should be launched into the sun.
  18. He's been playing this periodically throughout the day and cackling like a maniac each time. There's a second song that features a segment on the health benefits of eating ass. Mrs. Doom is not amused, and has banned that one from the house.
  19. Why are they both farting?
  20. Then why is this in Lulz?
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