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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Pro tip: they're covered in cameras, so take appropriate precautions.
  2. I remember seeing a few comments that seemed a bit out of character and lousy over the past 6-12 months and it made me wonder then, but this felt like a departure even from those. I hope you get your shit together @Spankytoes but if not, that you just completely fuck off.
  3. When and why did you become such a piece of shit? Or was I just blinded by your coupon-cutting acumen?
  4. Dye your hair purple or some shit just to really upset him.
  5. My dog (f/k/a Capitulate) would like that dog to hold her beer.
  6. Not directed at you, but I find that references to a "man card" is usually indicative of an insecure, overcompensating dipshit.
  7. I'm slowly working our way through the Terminator movies with the Doomlet. Almost accidentally opened the door to the Birds and the Bees talk when trying to explain how Kyle Reese is John Connor's father while watching Terminator: Salvation tonight.
  8. I won't be surprised if cars up through 2016ish (or otherwise up to whenever touchscreens really took over) eventually end up commanding a real premium on the used market. And if the industry returns to widespread use of physical buttons and controls, the vehicles from the "touchscreen era" will likely be considerably cheaper compared to both older and newer models.
  9. I can certainly see what you meant now!
  10. He apparently wants to include some scary shit in some school project but doesn't want to put very much work into it.
  11. Doomlet is on the board - "wet mustard" was his description.
  12. Maryland fans are amusing trash.
  13. I want to smash this guy with rocks.
  14. @Guadaloopy?
  15. Maybe it was you, maybe it was someone else with an inside scoop, but I remember someone around here (or the old place) making a cryptic promise years ago to drop some juicy intel having to do with why Carl Edwards abruptly retired, but to the best of my recollection, it was never shared. Can you (or whoever that was) please spill the beans? Or at least DM it to me if it's preferable not to leave it out in the open for whatever reason?
  16. I like some of his stuff well enough, I suppose, but I am not a big enough fan to understand what you might mean by the question.
  17. I can still hear the very specific noise that the suspension and tires of my dad's '85 Maxima would make when he would come apexing around the corner leading into the driveway of my childhood home.
  18. Yeah, I did the same thing. Mrs. Doom would never, ever allow such a thing, but it might be worth it for just a one-time use shortly after Doomlet sees the movie for the first time (she's successfully prevented it so far...)
  19. Dave Blunt's Sitting Because I Can Do That Tour
  20. Not outside the realm of possibility that he might have inside knowledge that it's going to miss, subdue publication of that information, stoke hysteria, and come up with a very expensive "emergency savior to the rescue" plan, and "perform a miracle" to save the day from a non-event.
  21. I love this casual subject-matter-expertise humblebrag/dunk.
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