Jump to content

Etexhorn13

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    1980
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Etexhorn13

  1. @Patricio Swayzedo you only get bbq during the week? Curious to know how Truths weekend lines are looking after the list. Been a while since I’ve been to Pinkertons and it will probably be my next bbq stop anyway, but I can’t imagine Truth is anything less than a shitshow currently. btw, kinda hate this Texas monthly list. It brings out all the lemmings that clog up the lines at all the best spots. Great for their businesses, bad for me.
  2. Wasn’t he employed here for like a day 10 or so years ago during one of Mack’s shakeups, before saying peace out and going back to the NFL? Kinda did us dirty if my memory is correct.
  3. *When she clappin the booty on top and you bout to nut too early*
  4. I was told college football plays would never work in the NFL
  5. @C-Man This
  6. Seems to me like he didn’t keep word from getting out, hence the current curfuffle he finds himself in.
  7. Have these been discussed? Surprisingly good for when you need something quick. We just had a baby so stuff like this has been clutch. Normally like to oven heat stuff like this but the crisp sleeve works pretty well for microwave. Also sold in chorizo, brisket, or potato egg and cheese apparently, but I’ve never had them. 325 cal per 2 flautas which was also surprising to me.
  8. A whole lot of sorry if already posted, but: also, a friend of mine that writes in Hollywood had this to say: update: almost the whole union camera crew had walked because conditions were so unsafe. Heard the fatal shot was the FOURTH time the gun had accidentally misfired. Non-Union prop master was 19 baldwin was a producer. He may be furked.
  9. How much sand do you keep stored in your vagina? Stick to RGV football, it’s the only thing you may know more about than other posters on this entire website.
  10. If I can tell on myself, I’d say that I grew up a rangers fan full stop. My dad is from Ft Worth , and growing up in NE Texas the ballpark in Arlington was a 2 hour drive vs 4 to Houston, so it made sense. I’m college rooted like hell for the rangers to win the series (twice) but was left with heartache. I moved to Houston after college and my second year here they won the whole thing and I swear that parade and the drunken stupor after changed my whole mindset. It’s been so damn fun living in this city the past several Octobers. Took my newborn in the stroller this afternoon and my whole neighborhood was out and about in Astros gear, handing out beers on the way to their watch parties. I love this city, and I love the Astros. Fuck the haters let’s win us a fucking trophy baby!
  11. Fuckin a let’s go stros!
  12. Bumfuck East Texas high school 2007: etex, looks like you have some (admittedly weak at the time) facial hair that isn’t a creepy mustache and your hair covers your ears. Time for you to go to the bathroom with this pair of construction paper scissors and a one blade razor! this, and a couple shitty teachers (as well as being able to transfer and end up #2 in my class/auto UT entry) led me to switching high schools midway through but what a load of shit. Fuck all of that. I’ve got my own personal issues with stuff like this, but really, what’s the issue? If a kid smells bad or has terrible hygiene that’s one thing, but this mostly sounds like good ol boys being good ol boys.
  13. Made an oopsie posting this in the wrong thread, but figured it’s getting time to start this one back up. Plus, I put beans in my chili. Last weekend was the first good chili weather weekend in Houston, so I had to make a pot. I decided that other than eating it as frito pie, my second favorite (ok maybe my first favorite) way of eating chili is to plop down a couple of corn tortillas heated in a pan, fry a couple of eggs to where they’re still runny, and top with a hefty portion of chili and cheese. I call it Redneck Benedict… it would maybe be my death row last meal.
  14. Last weekend was the first good chili weather weekend in Houston, so I had to make a pot. I decided that other than eating it as frito pie, my second favorite (ok maybe my first favorite) way of eating chili is to plop down a couple of corn tortillas heated in a pan, fry a couple of eggs to where they’re still runny, and top with a hefty portion of chili and cheese. I call it Redneck Benedict… it would maybe be my death row last meal. god damnit this ain’t the chili thread
  15. I think they’ve been doing whole hog on sundays (I’d check their Instagram for confirmation) as well as half chickens, along with the rest of the menu.
  16. Right but you don’t have to burn down your branch of bodacious before being hired by him
  17. Who in Simmons’ circle keeps encouraging all the worst moves?
  18. Simplest way possible. Go spread your cunt breath somewhere else.
  19. You just made the list, buddy.
  20. People that use the word “whilst”, either typed or spoken but especially spoken, deserve a throat punch. Don’t be one of these people.
  21. We got some boppy lounger that apparently has a recall for safety reasons so my wife just bought one of these dock a tots… more expensive than other bed lounger type things but it’s already gotten a lot of use. Plus, you know, it hasn’t been recalled for infants dying in it.
  22. My dad left a couple double cut pork chops in my freezer when they visited last week, but i didn’t see them til yesterday. To say it was a nice surprise would be an understatement
  23. Etexhorn13

    TexMex

    When I lived in spring branch we would go to Chavez Mexican Cafe for our cheap Tex Mex fix. It’s basically right next to Juarez on Gessner.
×
×
  • Create New...