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High Plains Drifter

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  1. Next thing we'll see cats and dogs living together.
  2. I tried to explain this to an undergrad working in our lab today. He said most people don't invest in the stock market, like his parents for example, so he doesn't really care about the market crash. His dad is a contractor of some sort. I explained that the people who do invest in the stock market for retirement savings are seeing their retirement savings dwindle away, so they aren't going to hiring your dad to renovate their house anytime soon. Throw in more expensive lumber, tile, nails, tools, new truck, whatever, and his dad is going to get fucked even worse than the "elite." He scoffed, but I think maybe I detected a glimmer of understanding. I dunno. Stupid yutes. As an aside, I'm really glad my retirement is a defined benefit plan. My wife's however, yikes.
  3. Ate a lot of tuna casserole, whatever the fuck that is. Also lots of shitty mac and cheese. To this day, I can't stand either.
  4. OMG, I bet you can see Russia from porches in Alaska!
  5. I wonder if (s)he chose death by electrocution or death by shark?
  6. Sounds like the victim fucked around with the wrong person and found out. Also sounds like the perp is a victim of "When keeping it real goes wrong."
  7. Fired up the chainsaw and took down a dead cottonwood tree. Fell exactly where I wanted.
  8. I can't tell who has had more work done: Bezos' Fembot, Fuckerburg, or Broke Dick Nazi boi.
  9. I ran track in HS. I've been to most of my daughter's track meets. Yet, I still have no idea what the triple jump is. I guess I could google it, but I prefer to remain ignorant in this case.
  10. Just cut the cable a few days ago. Also nixed a couple of streaming services. We have two trips planned this summer, probably going to bag one. Daughter had two summer camps planned, might see if we can get our deposit back on one of them.
  11. small quibble: at least some of his advisors know that tariffs are going to do the global economy. They are just too chicken shit weaselly fucks to speak up.
  12. You mother fucking bitch ass mother fucker. Democrats are not jumping up and down because democrats actually give a shit about this country, and democrats see our country getting destroyed before their very eyes. If any democrats are jumping up and down its because dumb mother fuckers like you are getting your fucking face eaten. Small consolation for the destruction of democracy, but right now its all they've got.
  13. What's the only sport more boring that Track? Field.
  14. Bullshit. 90% of the F150s sold in this country never haul anything that wouldn't fit in the back of a subaru and never go off pavement.
  15. I spent all day yesterday at my daughter's district track meet. Checking in safe. She did well-- she's advancing to area in two events (800 and mile). Didn't advance in high jump. No PRs but it was windy af. And kind of cold. No stabbings. Lots of displays of good sportsmanship. Runners from different schools high fiving each other or congratulating each other at the finish line, etc.
  16. So what you're saying is we need somebody like this to lead us: which would be an improvement, tbh.
  17. This is what I've been saying over and over. Dems need to hang this shit on Congressional R's. Scream it from the mountain tops. DOTarD is fucking you over, hard. And Congress is letting him do it. Introduce bills to stop this shit. They won't pass, but it might help to get the message out there.
  18. *restitution (had to resort to google to be sure)
  19. I'll pour one for the ones that aren't fucking treacherous scum when we guillotine them all.
  20. Vomit emoji. Can emojis be little gifs?
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