Sandman
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Nosferatu
I have seen this but had no idea who made it. I thought the ending sucked, but overall it was ok I guess.
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Your most embarrassing moments...
I was in Jr High and went with my dad when he took our dog to the vet. She got her shots and had a stool sample taken, nothing out of the ordinary. But we went back in the waiting room and my little beagle took a massive shit on the floor, I guess the sample collection got the mail moving, so to speak. Then, as I'm sitting there in horror, the super hot vet tech came over and cleaned it up. And she wasn't fazed at all, she was super friendly. I wanted to dig a hole to China and jump right inside.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Wife: What should I text to Daughter about [serious situation]? Me: Tell her exactly this [Profound Fatherly Wisdom] Wife: Ok, I just typed absolutely nothing you said. Is that ok?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I got an email from an online clothing retailer, proclaiming that they're having an amazing site-wide 10% off sale. Really, 10%? I don't give a shit about 10, come find me when you get to 25%.
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Grandkids
Both of my grandkids were hanging with us tonight. The boy will be 2 in a couple of months and he was absolutely feral tonight. Running around, touching shit he's not supposed to touch, just having the time of his life. Meanwhile, I sounded exactly like my dad did back in the day. "Boy, get over here!". They left at 8pm, I felt like it was almost midnight, so exhausted. We had fun, though!
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The New James Bond?
Fuck no. I remember seeing part of an episode when I was a kid, I couldn't believe people watched that low budget looking shit.
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Getting old sucks
Yeah, I have had 2 bad discs for over 25 years. It just got the jump on me today, dirty bastards.
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The New James Bond?
I always liked the idea that Bond wasn't a real guy, but a job title. You would have a Bond retire or die and someone would get promoted. Skyfall fucked that all up. It's a mess. Haven't watched the last few.
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College Hoops 2024-25
As an OSU fan who lives in the OKC burbs, I'm not driving all the way to Stilly on a weeknight to watch the shit they've been running out there for years. I wouldn't even make it in time for tip off, anyway. But to make it even, I quit watching on TV, too.
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Getting old sucks
I stood up from my desk and my back gave out. Had a shooting pain that went all the way down into my ass cheek. I cried out like a bitch, luckily no one heard me. I staggered to where I needed to go without too much trouble. 20 mins later, had to get up again. I got up with no problems. WTF?
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
David Boren, former Oklahoma governor, US senator, OU president, dies at 83
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Depression, OCD, and whatever else ails you between the ears
Got diagnosed with shingles one week ago. I just finished all of the medication, and the sores are doing well. However, I am in such pain. My skin is so sensitive, the nerves are all fucked up. I've read everything I can find, things seem normal, I guess. But I'm so tired of this. My stomach isn't great most times but now it feels all fucked up. I don't know if its from the meds or the shingles or something else. I stopped taking my omeprezole when I started the shingles meds, just because I wasn't sure how they'd interact. Maybe that's why my gut is fucked up? I hope that's all it is. Then to top things off, my cologuard test results came back and I need to have the colonoscopy anyway. I'm just not in a good place. My wife is my rock and is doing her best but I know I am difficult in these situations. I've caught myself having mini breakdowns all day. I'm supposed to go to work tomorrow and I don't know if I can do it, physically. I want off this fucking ride.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
That's a lie, they have to talk to eastern Euros. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to order food in any restaurants.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Every time I go to London, I break out the fanny pack. Sunglasses, readers, mints, dude wipes, wallet. I'm ready for anything. No one bats an eye, it's so commonplace over there. Now, as a giant-sized man, no one here in the US would say anything to my face but I'd just feel weird using one here. I see them more and more, maybe one day I'll get over it.
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Rachel nichols
A long time ago, I read a comment online somewhere that stated she had a huge ass. As a fan of huge asses, I went hunting for a picture and it seems that there are none available online. I feel like Ahab, always searching for that white whale, no pun intended. EDIT: I went fishing and found some proof. I guess it's true.
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Recommend or sell me some insurance (auto/home)
Overall yes, it averages out. It gives more money for replacing the dwelling but less for contents. Same 2% wind and hail deductable.
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Recommend or sell me some insurance (auto/home)
I made the switch from Mercury to Geico. House went from $4900/yr to $3100/yr. Cars (3 but one is a project that I rarely drive) went from $2800/yr to $1900/yr. I know it won't last forever but I'll enjoy the price drop while it lasts.
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Getting old sucks
Woke up Saturday and after getting dressed, I felt like I had a burr in my shirt or something. Nothing there but the skin under my arm felt irritated. Fast forward to today, Yeah, I have shingles. Fuck. To add insult to injury, I got a weird call today, supposedly from my credit union, that my card had been compromised. Something felt off, so I hung up and called my CU and they said nothing was up on their end and that they didn't call me. Now I have to go get a new debit card. FUCK.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Early in our marriage, my wife gently chided me about how I wasn't very good at loading the dishwasher and that she could do it better. I said I would just leave that task to her from now on. I do the laundry, she does the dishes. Works for me.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
When did "LET'S GO!" become the de-facto thing to yell out when you get excited? Who made this decision? What happened to "WHOO HOO" and "ALL RIGHT!" or even "YEAH!!"?
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Grandkids
My granddaughter turns 1 next month, my grandson turns 2 in April. I thought I was done buying diapers but every time I go to Sams, there's a case of them in my cart. I guess that's what I get for asking my kids if they need anything from the store.
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The Worst Trade in NBA History: Luka traded for AD
I rarely watch games anymore so I'm out of the loop on this, but what happened to KT? Was is just the aftermath of that achilles injury?
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Saturday I was able to get up and around and even run a couple of errands. Today, I feel good, other than some lingering congestion. Headed back to work tomorrow.
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The Worst Trade in NBA History: Luka traded for AD
I'm 6'6 and over 50, and I'm fucking clinging to 295 for dear life, don't want to break 300. I'd kill to see 260 again.
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Covid/Influenza/Black Death. 2024 and beyond
Several schools in my area went to virtual only for part of the week. Too many sick teachers and bus drivers and not enough coverage.