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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. They are heavy, but not much more than a Leopard 2. Both of those are at least 15 to 20 tons heavier than a T72.
  2. My wife made a fruit smoothie this morning for breakfast, and it looked pretty good so I asked her what all she put in it. It was then that I found out there is apparently such a thing as "4 heaping tablespoons of milk". Must have been some pretty stout milk.
  3. Same here. Been into the office a couple times a week the last year and a half, including a dozen or so meetings of 75 to a 100 people in a large room, lots of meetings with travelers/foreign travelers in conference rooms, been on a couple of trips requiring air travel. Just been lucky I guess.
  4. I know an old guy who lives in South Padre and goes to Mexico a lot. He bought a plain white Hilux, claims he can drive it down there and is a lot less likely to get fucked with than if he was driving an F150.
  5. I bought a Nissan, the bed is small, the gas mileage is pretty shitty, but it gets me to my backwater fishing spots and I only have to commute once a week. I also have a tractor, I only need it a few days a year, but when I do need it, I have it.
  6. Yeah, in Texas at least, it’s the most worthless feature. Hail damage, frying your brain, unnecessary leakage, just worthless. What is the point if you don’t smoke in your ride?
  7. I bumped up against this last night. We had a skillet of bacon grease we had used to cook, um, bacon, and a bunch of fried eggs. So the grease was contaminated with egg stuff, so maybe we can't put it in the jar with the clean bacon grease. Yes there is such a thing as clean bacon grease. So instead, i fried pork chops in it, and made gravy. God was pleased.
  8. The other reason to use an individual Roth IRA is that with a Roth 401K, you can’t pull out any funds until you’re 59.5, unlike a regular Roth IRA. So your Roth 401K earnings are tax free, but you can’t access the principal.
  9. I love crawfish too, but shit you can get good sized fresh Texas gulf shrimp at HEB for $8 lb or less.
  10. Yes. The bombing of civilian apartment buildings and infrastructure is no different than terrorists flying planes in to office buildings, it’s just on a different scale. Both are terrorism and both are unacceptable. Openly give Ukraine the ability to finish off the Kerch bridge and any railways/highways entering their country from Russia or Belarus. We don’t need any further justification.
  11. Don’t put white rocks in your front yard landscaping.
  12. These plus pimento cheese is bliss.
  13. Defunded law enforcement. (Sarcasm meter) FIFY.
  14. Dude, you have no idea how long I searched for what that can of goodness was called. I couldn’t find it. I loved those things. It came up because my brother and I were laughing about the time I got an ass whooping from my grandma, because she caught me in her pantry with a can of those tilted up to my face like an alkie with a bottle of Old Crow. Ate half the can.
  15. Certainly not by SW Airlines.
  16. On a serious note, if he is innocent it should be fairly straightforward for a decent computer forensics lawyer/firm to confirm what actually happened, or didn’t happen. Yeah it would suck to be falsely accused and have to spend the money defending yourself, but it seems like it shouldn’t be hard to prove if all he did was receive an unsolicited email and click on an attachment.
  17. Wait, are you fitlump?
  18. More like a mulatto John Candy with jaundice.
  19. I bet that crazy chick Sally stole it, and the first chance it got it ran right back to the zoo.
  20. Wait, wait, wait! Kevin Morgan, the Eskimo Hut and Shaggytexas thief is now homeless??? Awesome!
  21. It's based on a government study that determined gas stoves contribute to asthma/lung problems in children, particularly in houses with poor ventilation (and in areas where other pollution is bad), meaning it affects poor and minorities more than others. As a result, the govt. is looking at possibly phasing them out and I think maybe offering rebates to replace them with electric. Somehow that got morphed into being reported as a "gas stove ban".
  22. Not having a voice is actually funny, these morons are showing their junk.
  23. There’s the thing. I used to not really care about myself, or my wife, and once the kids were grown it was kinda like what’s the point? But then I got myself I grandson and man, he holds me accountable. The worst thing in life would be to disappoint him because of alcohol.
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