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South Austin

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  1. And then you peed your pants to show him that all the cool kids pee their pants these days.
  2. My first car was a beige 1983 Rabbit. My second was a 1991 Jetta. I drove both of them into the ground and had little to no maintenance problems with them.
  3. It’s always the same, it’s just a shame.
  4. Look Bud, we know what’s good for the kids!
  5. Maybe Hopfields. A little north of campus. Or grab a burger at Crown & Anchor or Dirty’s if you want something more old school UT. Arturo’s is a great breakfast spot. Downtown but just a couple blocks south of campus.
  6. “I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant and in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office, I can do this job from home.”
  7. It's wild, Phillip. Always has been, always will be. Just like us.
  8. It's just like DOGE. Fire some federal workers here, gut an agency there. Oops, we fired critical staff. Okay, you're rehired. On to the next round of pink slips.
  9. Always wondered what it would be like living in Lubbock. (From my office looking across Town Lake to the southwest.)
  10. It's going to be awesome when those youths need to get a job, buy a car, and pay off their student loans over the next couple years.
  11. The fact that Johntay's not posting leads me to believe that he's either (A) not at home, (B) home, but doesn't want to post, or (C) home, desperately wants to post, but trapped under something heavy. Johntay, if it's either A or C, please post.
  12. That's good. aggy's disaster preparedness is second to none.
  13. The glass windows of my downtown office have been creaking the past few hours because of the wind. And looking from a conference room across Town Lake and to the southwest horizon, it's hazy as shit. Is that the wind blowing cedar and other pollen?
  14. "This land is your land . . . no it's not."
  15. Like a rape with lube.
  16. Sir, I'm a member of Surly. I have an abundance of time with nothing to do.
  17. How much to blow him? Asking for my governor friend.
  18. I understand this hits a nerve for Armybrat considering he fought at the Alamo. Thank you for your service, Brat.
  19. Don't listen to him. He's just being silly.
  20. We probably need to re-name the thread "Trump's Russia."
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