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SydneyCarton

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  1. Richie Rich over here. My recommendation for San Diego is "move there."
  2. If it means that I get to step on the lifeless bodies and necks of Codaxx, Realgreggym, Spider2yBanana, D3zii, and perhaps there's some friendly fire opportunities for the likes of Randolph Duke, Hook1997, and Helobious...well, I guess I'll stop skipping leg day.
  3. Listen guys, I enjoy blowjobs from supermodels as much as the next guy, and after having a decade plus of zero female contact, or at best maybe a dry handy from a fat desperate neighbor, sure, this all feels great. But having to just roll over and yawn before fucking whatever 10 I want has sort of, I don't know...taken away the whole excitement involved with the chase? It's kind of souring the whole situation for me. Anyone else?
  4. Developer is great, but it doesn't always register the same as "Players who go to Texas get rich as fuck in the draft."
  5. I think he forgot the most important aspect, and the one that had Alabama on top for years in talent acquisition: Development. The Longhorns have had 23 players drafted in the last two years. This includes 5 first round draft picks, and 5 second round draft picks. Combine that with everything else he listed above, and the fact that the degree is worth a shit (for those that care) and an alumni network in a big ass fucking state, and it's a compelling pitch. Probably the most compelling pitch in college football.
  6. Going to jail as the father of two daughters just because he hates your Nazi sister is certainly what I would consider a poor decision and misaligned priorities. He should have worn a ski mask and a MAGA hat.
  7. I literally laughed out loud. This response only made it worse.
  8. Sounds like the biggest scumbags here are the cops. 45 days? They didn’t look at the video immediately, and instead just blew him through a grand jury without this evidence?
  9. pretty sure a poster here had a sister who bought a cybertruck. I’ve seen a woman in my area in Houston driving one too.
  10. From what I could infer, he died the way Elon Musk's son "died."
  11. So basically her entire self-image and ideology is driven by the fact that her husband changed and she couldn't handle it? And the rage at rejection has just turned her into a bitter hate machine? Because I'm not watching that video.
  12. Bullshit. Private Equity buys some of the most beautiful land in the entire country, and then does one of two things: develops it for the people rich enough to buy homes/land tracts there, or they simply operate the already vastly profitable park system, increase costs to visit by 20%, and find other ways to monetize it, and make even more money. national parks print money. That's what private equity loves. Hell, you're talking about groups buying up tracts of farm land that doesn't make money without subsidies, and you think they'd blink at buying PROFITABLE land?
  13. Bodega Tocos is fine for like a, late night after drinking taco night. I haven't eaten their breakfast tacos. But I mean, it's on par with eating a Freebird's or Mission Burrito type place. Not saying it's bad, just that it's not special. All of your BBQ spots suck balls. As others have said, Pinkerton's or Truth. And Pinkerton's line moves pretty fast even on Fridays in my extensive experience. Truth, not so much. And yes, The Pit Room is not great and certainly isn't top 3 Houston BBQ, much less top 3 Houston. Sorry not sorry Putt. ZaZa car service will take you to Rice Village, which has plenty of good food options. Helen Greek & Wine, Hamsa, Navy Blue, Hungary's, even fucking Island Grill has good food. Cafe Rabelais, and then middle of the road stuff like Torchy's or Black Walnut. Sixy Vines. If you can get a bit further, you can get the Campechana at Good Company Seafood.
  14. Considering Tesla has offices so close to Austin, I think it makes sense. Ive got 4-5 of them I see around my neighborhood here in Houston.
  15. It was, early this AM. I almost took a screenshot of it but opted to just turn off my phone in disgust.
  16. Because we won’t have to burn Lacey’s redshirt in case of an injury.
  17. He was genuinely a nice guy, so it was hard to just overtly stick a knife into his guts and twist. But man it’s tempting.
  18. I know you’re joking but I negged you on general principle regardless. I’m 6’3”. 145 lbs is real fucking nuts. related to the post above, we should hire Peter Bean @immamac.
  19. I follow Maty Matheson on FB and his short videos inevitably amuse me. https://www.youtube.com/mattymatheson
  20. I'm going with yes, but honestly I'm happy either way.
  21. Bohls doesn't know shit.
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