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Sawbonz

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  1. These are rare injuries (spleen lac more common but still rare). There is no consensus on RTP but the earliest I saw for the lowest grade liver lac is 4 weeks for the lac to heal. If that’s the case I don’t know how you could be cleared for contact before 6 weeks. I doubt any doc is going to clear that high profile of an athlete quicker than that unless it’s a hematoma rather than a laceration, or they are getting weekly CT scans and it looks safe to resume conditioning and agility drills by 2 weeks. Then RTP by week 4 or maybe even 3
  2. We ain’t got time for that crap you dumb sumbitch!
  3. It’s like the judge doesn’t even know about the very big, very powerful disclaimer clause
  4. Run me a list of the great “non cover” corners
  5. I’m going to squat down and pet him and make friends when we are introduced, but he’s not going to have his nose in my crotch continuously after that. You want me sniffing your wife’s ass when we meet? Keep your dog off your guests chief
  6. The outdoor voice indoors is great and on brand. The dog story? If your dog sniffs my balls he gets a knee the first couple of times. If he keeps it up he’s getting kicked. And you’re a shitty host if it gets to that point
  7. He never spends his own money on anything, so there’s no way in hell he actually bought this gun
  8. Huh. I was assured this was open and shut and that they were fucked.
  9. Maybe if your times are depression era Deep South
  10. It’s clear that a lot of you don’t know any black people other than to say hi.
  11. Agreed but lamb has to fight through the defender enough to make them call it
  12. Well you see he’s all about calling attention to himself, unlike coaches who are only about getting a win and don’t want attention. Well, other than inviting ABC in to the locker room to film the pregame speech to the players emphasizing he doesn’t want attention. And then telling the sideline reporter at the half hey watch us run it up in the second half. You know, humble coaches who are all about the kids
  13. What is it then when you lose one of your top offensive weapons likely for the year when you are up 6 scores late in the third? Lanning really showed the doubters lol. Beat that 3 TD underdog by 5 TD’s. eta Lanning is asking everyone to pray for the kid so that’s better
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