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Red Five

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  1. It was hilarious to watch though. Especially in that brawl when she was going up against some of the best male karate masters in the world.
  2. “Habeas Corpus is a right President Trump has to do whatever the fuck he wants.” - Our Secretary of Homeland Security.
  3. Yeah my daughter almost went to that. Pass.
  4. Makes sense. The kinds of cop shows the originals were parodying don’t really exist anymore.
  5. Re: point 1. Exactly. It then immediately turned into an orchestrated thing, which made it dumb. Maybe they should have shifted to “evil”.
  6. Hmmm. I laughed at Drebin shooting himself into a bathroom.
  7. Yeah the majority of the felony charges disappeared when… sigh… he was elected president.
  8. Some things never leave you.
  9. 10 minutes into the press conference he started saying "We do not yet have him in custody". I think he said it three times. Yep, got it. Kind of weird.
  10. Remember how that started? "Wait, they're just going to lie about something where there is tons of photo and video evidence? Why would they do that?" We were so young and naive.
  11. I need a spreadsheet to track this stuff. Is Ojo already accounted for with a hi?
  12. A "hi" from Gerry today that I imagine is probably Quinn.
  13. He is not a real Secretary of Defense. He is cosplaying one. Good times, hope we survive.
  14. Elected reps shot in their homes and the killer is still on the loose. But there is a (D) next to their names you see, so the president may not bother even picking up the phone.
  15. It’s so crazy how anyone who doesn’t lick his balls is grossly incompetent. What a weird coincidence. Also, Biden called him twice after the assassination attempts (resisted the urge to put that in quotes).
  16. That's either an old clip, or he says shit like that all the time.
  17. Imagine future you showing you these images 10-20-30 years ago. Sometimes this stuff is almost unbelievable. Like from a dystopian movie or something. "Wait. PRESIDENT Donald Trump? Throws himself a military parade with tanks and shit rolling down the street, on his birthday? Sponsored by something called 'Coinbase'???"
  18. How many showed up to the parade in DC?
  19. Bobby Burton said this morning that if a Stanford runner had finished second in her race instead of third, Stanford would have won the cup.
  20. Guy holds a loaded gun pointed at another guy's face. Other guy smirks and doesn't take it seriously. Then gun guy cocks the gun. Now other guy stops smirking and is suddenly scared. I would think just having the loaded gun pointed at my face would be enough for me to take the situation seriously.
  21. They probably would have played Born in the USA, had our president not recently... sigh... gone after Bruce Springsteen online.
  22. Did he mention how much he hates American POWs?
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