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Blotto

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  1. Impossible. Maalik made surlyhorns his homepage, and is just sitting around
  2. Discipline, my man. Gotta save room for those lists.
  3. Wrong tights again? They gotta get that shit sorted before conference play starts.
  4. When you get paid $50M a year to bounce a basketball, I guess you have to invent reasons to get pissed off at the world and act like a child.
  5. This show fucks. Shame each season is only 6 episodes.
  6. In case anyone is considering new opportunities in '24, I know a lot of us watched a ton of greg davis football, so we're more than qualified.
  7. Imagine being so fucking stupid you think MM is FCS talent at best.
  8. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431477 Lulz, jimbo's cuckoldry has infected the entire department.
  9. https://www.espn.com/mlb/insider/story/_/id/39104627/shohei-ohtani-contract-dodgers-deferrals-free-agency
  10. Letting that dude recruit against A&M while he is "preparing" the fighting texum bulldogs for a meaningless bowl game is so fucking aggy it hurts. You simply cant place an upper bound on their stupidity.
  11. At this point, I would say we want the toughest LSU team we can play heading into conference play. We dont gain much from continuing to beat up on teams ranked in the 300's.
  12. I couldn't find any mention of the Corps hazing suit over in liucciville. I guess discussing the corps proclivity for playing tummy sticks is discouraged amongst god fearing ags.
  13. In Beard's first year, at this point in the season (12/13) we were 7-2 and ranked 17th. We beat a lot of shitty teams, and lost to the two ranked opponents that we faced (#1 Gonzaga, #23 Seton Hall), both games on the road. That team had a lot of new faces and improved over the course of the season. This year we are 7-2 and ranked 19th, beating a lot of shitty teams and with both losses coming to ranked teams (#5 Uconn, #8 Marquette). We have 8 guys averaging double digit minutes this year, and 5 of them are new to the team. Disu coming back should help, as will more playing time for the team to gel. Lots of shit to improve on, but way too early to panic. LSU will be the first team we have faced with a pulse other than our losses, so I'll be interested to see how we look against "average" comp.
  14. https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/13/tech/tesla-recall-autopilot/index.html Recall is an odd choice of terminology when the fixes take place through over the air updates, but Tesla is being forced to modify their FSD software. Apparently too many people trusting a system that should not be trusted to autonomously drive the car, so now the car will check more often and potentially disengage the system. More warnings is a bullshit measure in my opinion. If the data suggests drivers are ignoring "some warnings", adding more warnings is no guarantee they will be paying attention when needed. I'm still trying to figure out why Tesla is even allowed to beta test their crap software on the roads with the general public in the first place.
  15. I tend to agree on the Italian, but it doesnt concern me as I'm always ordering Harry's Perfect Pastrami when I hit up Little Deli
  16. He certainly doesn't suffer from indecisiveness.
  17. It is nowhere close to being the oldest arena in the NBA (https://arenadigest.com/2020/01/08/nba-arenas-oldest-to-newest-2020-update/) Its also not the smallest (https://sports.betmgm.com/en/blog/nba/biggest-nba-arenas-ranking-nba-arenas-by-capacity-bm05/). But other than that, your first sentence is spot on.
  18. I have a hard time believing someone signed up for the Corps and didn't expect to be strung up like a pig and tenderized by a classmates cock and balls.
  19. UCLA will never regain the success they had under Wooden's cheating ass, but that's a ridiculous comparison. Cronin is a good coach and there aren't too many teams that have done better than F4, S16, S16 the last three seasons.
  20. I'm starting to see him ahead of Worthy in some mock drafts.
  21. You're right, it could actually be a status symbol. I imagine the perfect aggy ring day involves jumping into your overalls and taking a picture at that giant ring on campus, going to the chicken and dunking the ring in a pitcher of beer, and then sucking off a couple random dudes in the chicken shithouse. True redasses hire a professional photographer to document the moment appropriately.
  22. Fuck that. She needs to deliver Austin the power couple we deserve and get back with Romeo f'n Rose.
  23. Lulz, fuck Mahomes. Amazing QB, but also an insufferable dildo. Can't believe the Broncos have a shot after their 1-5 start.
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