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Blotto

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  1. Blotto

    Bert!

    If they don't give him 1st team he's getting fucked, but I would think 2nd or 3rd is a no-brainer.
  2. If Boynton misses the tourney this year, does he get shitcanned? He's still a young dude, and yeah he coaches in a brutal conference, but other than cade's one and done season the results are pretty bleak.
  3. And at the same time be aware of the short passing game when the RB leeks out of the backfield.
  4. Sexton negotiated Stoops deal with aggy, and then when aggy went full aggy, he turned around the next day and negotiated Elko's deal. Wonder who had the leverage in that scenario?
  5. That's one reason I'm interested in the contract details. They are already paying Jimbo through 2031 to the tune of $7.2M per. It would be peak aggy if they have to start making payments on 3 coaches in a few years. Just based on what top coaches are making these days and aggy desperately wanting the world to know how rich they are, I'd expect him in that $9M range to compare with Freshwater and Stoops. 1. Nick Saban, Alabama (No. 1 overall): $11.407 million 2. Kirby Smart, Georgia (No. 3 overall): $10.706 million 3. Brian Kelly, LSU (No. 6 overall): $9.975 million 4. Jimbo Fisher, Texas A&M (No. 7 overall): $9.15 million 5. Mark Stoops, Kentucky (No. 8 overall): $9.014 million 6. Josh Heupel, Tennessee (No. 9 overall): $9 million 7. Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss (No. 10 overall): $9 million 8. Billy Napier, Florida (No. 16 overall): $7.27 million 9. Hugh Freeze, Auburn (No. 20 overall): $6.5 million 10. Sam Pittman, Arkansas (No. 22 overall): $6.358 million 11. Shane Beamer, South Carolina (No. 24 overall): $6.125 million 12. Eliah Drinkwitz, Missouri (No. 25 overall): $6 million 13. Clark Lea, Vanderbilt (No. 56 overall): $3.052 million 14. Zach Arnett, Mississippi State No. (58 overall): $3 million I think Elko's agent is Sexton, so we all know who will win a negotiating battle between Sexton and aggy.
  6. Here's Kipers latest draft rankings by position. He didnt do a full first round, only top 25 picks https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2024/insider/story/_/id/38381720/2024-nfl-draft-rankings-mel-kiper-big-board-top-prospects-position-best-players
  7. They also have New Mexico St on the schedule next year and while I have no idea what they will bring back from this years 10-3 team, that's probably a saltier matchup than aggy expected when they signed them up. If Jerry Kill didn't have all the seizure problems, he'd probably be coaching at a better stop than NMSU. We'll see if their better players transfer out or stick around. Would love a little aggie on aggie violence with NMSU walking away with the crown. Its a longshot, but NMSU did beat Auburn by a larger margin on the road than aggy managed at home. That seems like the most humorous candidate for the "early setback" stage of the annual roller coaster.
  8. Why worry about a gravy station when you just got handed first class tickets to the graviest of gravy trains?
  9. Goddamn, as long as you've already cracked open photoshop, help a man out and reduce that full keg he's smuggling to a 1/4 barrel.
  10. I am interested to see how they structured Elko's contract after all of Bjork's bjorking about incentives etc. We all know Elko had them over the barrel yesteday because of the Stoops fiasco, so we'll see just how much Elko (and his agent) "get" aggy. I bet they "get" aggy quite well.
  11. Yeah, I checked Jones first season at Hawaii as that was the first thing that came to mind (0 wins to 9-4). Just another aggy who doesnt know his ass from a hole in the stall.
  12. The coaster is out of the shop, and the rubes are getting in line... Look for Elko to bring in Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger as coordinators.
  13. I agree it's probably bullshit, but the mere suggestion made me laugh.
  14. I'm gonna laugh if Jimbo is pulling two paychecks before aggy can stop getting dumped.
  15. Well Clarice, Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?
  16. Its more that I dont really care who the fuck they hire, because nobody is overcoming the 8-4ness of Texas 8&4.
  17. I'm willing to risk it to see another 3 or 4 HC hiring proclamations by the looch. Everybody worth a shit in college has already told them no. Urban is the only guy that would worry me at this point, and they would probably have to change the name of the school to Texas U&M to get it done.
  18. How about Horton shooting it at a .522 clip from deep so far (12-23)? Did not expect that, and he will likely come back to earth, but he's been a pleasant surprise as well.
  19. There's no way the collective micropeen of aggy could handle getting publicly humiliated twice within 24 hours. If Elko wants, he could be cfb's first $25M/yr man.
  20. Worst player on the team so far, lulz.
  21. Hey everybody.......shoenice here
  22. I wonder which will make me laugh harder. The contract they had to offer to get him to come or the excuses out of gomerville to justify that contract.
  23. Uconn was #5, defending champs and could roll out 7'2, 6'10, 6'10...we're not going to run into many teams like that. But to claim any time we play a team with above average bigs we lose is some pussy-ass bullshit.
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