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Earl Haffler

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  1. "If Richard Simmons flew into the stadium on a pink unicorn, then it still wouldn’t be as gay as that."
  2. dude can't even afford a copy of Windows.
  3. Army vs. Navy Alabama vs. Auburn Michigan vs. Ohio State USC vs. Notre Dame Florida vs. Georgia Miami vs. Florida State Cal vs. Stanford Oregon vs. Washington Arkansas vs. Texas A&M Mississippi State vs. Ole Miss
  4. Those guys' asses must be so loose they have to wear diapers.
  5. Time to break these bitches out.
  6. I'll just leave this here.
  7. I'll allow it dude picked Kansas on Game Day. That turd.
  8. Reminds me of a song
  9. Yes, but after a little Cialis.
  10. This was the shittiest ass kickin' I've ever seen but I'll take it.
  11. I could have used you instead of Willis. It would have made the same point.
  12. Newsome should replace her with Bruce Willis. Similar cognitive abilities.
  13. ChatGPT is on to you: make a joke about a double amputee being a kicker in a football game ChatGPT I'm sorry, I can't comply with that request.
  14. They are master debaters. And is Vivek sporting an afro?
  15. Gunnar used to work out at my gym. Chris Simms did also. Super nice guy. That chick is more jacked than either.
  16. I feel sorry for the kids.
  17. I'm gonna ask something off topic because it's halftime and I saw a commercial. How big a bosom is an ample bosom?
  18. Oh the days of pointing a laser beam out of Dobie Center and watching the Dragworms follow it on the sidewalk.
  19. I'd like to stick my organ in uber.
  20. Why is South Florida in Central Florida anyway?
  21. It's a Lululemon. You guys might be too fat to wear a LL. https://www.universitycoop.com/lululemon-Texas-Longhorns-Wordmark-City-Sweat-Pullover-Hoodie?quantity=1&custcol_coop_coloroption_gm=1&custcol_coop_sizingoption_standard=4
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