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Upgrayedd

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Beastie Boys tribute at SoCal Taco Fest. They’re good. Vokab Kompany out of PB
  2. It’s not the little piggy that went wheeee all the way home
  3. Tactical abs are for amateurs. Strategic abs is where it’s at.
  4. Not an architect but beat them up for sport. Are you the owner or vendor?
  5. I keep thinking I’ve missed my opportunity and keep getting proved wrong.
  6. Fucking instagram reels without headphones is driving me to drink
  7. I may have been a tad off
  8. Heh. My great uncle worked on the Atlas program and this was one of his jobs. Claimed to hold the world record for rockets destroyed.
  9. Was that supposed to happen? Looked squirrelly.
  10. A bit more than my first computer. 40 MB hard drive that I had to partition. Thought I was king shit. 3.5” floppy drive too. 5-3/4” were for cavemen.
  11. And women that like sex doggy-style. So you both can watch Hockey Night in Canada.
  12. Shocked that people that put down minimal equity/down payment in the past year have seen that disappear. Not shocked actually.
  13. Mom got me a year’s subscription for a birthday. They ended up sending them to me for like 5 years. i still have a bunch stowed away in the attic.
  14. All insurance companies, especially pet insurance companies, pay out claims like slot machines. Just pick one. They are behind you 100%. Actually they all suck. Pick one and be prepared to knife-fight for everything
  15. I think I took two years in high school. Don’t remember shit. Skipping class to suff probably didn’t help. Recently bought Rosetta Stine to help me get back into it. Still blowing it off to go surf tho
  16. I’m rolling out. Which one of you assholes has a spare room?
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