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Scheiss Meister

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  1. That fat bitch just lives to fuck with people. She's got her routine polished and ready to whip out at the drop of a hat, even if she has to drop the hat.
  2. And the Dutch.
  3. Ukraine should be sending those drones after the Kerch bridge, the Russian Black Sea naval installations, oil refineries and storage depots near Ukraine, and strategic rail and road bridges within 100 miles of the battle area. Use them for deep strikes needed to shape the battle area. Psyops have value, but Ukraine needs to do real damage to the army that they are facing more than they need psyops. In my opinion.
  4. "You mail pinball machine parts to the Libyans, and keep the plutonium for the Delorean, Honey."
  5. If they were not intended to be fleeced, they would not have been made sheep.
  6. It's still exciting to think of Ukraine hammering Russian shipping in Berdyansk, though.
  7. That's an old article. It says that Berdyansk was only recently occupied, and Mariupol was still not in Russian hands. I wonder why they bumped it, because it is dated May 25, 2023, while the date in the link is March 24, 2022. Weird.
  8. Mississippi Goddam, indeed.
  9. Sending untrained troops into battle is a stupid, desperate move. I feel for those guys.
  10. A couple of years ago I was cleaning out a closet and ran across my shoe/boot bag from boot camp. Still had the same tin of Kiwi black polish that I was issued at MCRD San Diego in June, 1979. It has melted and resolidified to the point that it was useless, so I threw it out, but I can't believe that I hauled that around for 40+ years. It still smelled the same, though. Sometimes I'll smell sandy dust and it takes me right back to doing push-ups, sit-ups, and bends and motherfuckers in The Pit.
  11. Damn, that hits hard. RIP, Tina.
  12. Well you and your Grandpa look happy.
  13. Congratulations. I love how in both pictures you look like you're thinking, "Yeah, you other guys wish you were me. But you're not!" Happy Anniversary!
  14. I was watching those balloons float around waiting for some moron to open up with an AK in the heart of Moscow. Disappointed that no one did.
  15. Watching with their thumbs up their butts, apparently.
  16. The actions of Santa Anna and his officers at San Jacinto confuse me so much. Who thinks, "We had a cavalry skirmish with the enemy yesterday, but found out that their main camp lies across the main route onto, and off of, the peninsula. The enemy burned the bridge that was the only other route off of the peninsula last night, thereby bottling my army up at the end of the peninsula. There is a rise between my army and the enemy, so they can approach to within a few hundred yards undetected, if I don't put sentries on that rise. Hmm. Let's not put out sentries, and everyone take a nap. The Texians won't attack an army during their nap."
  17. The Texians wouldn't dare attack during siesta.
  18. Yeah, Germany would never go through Belgium and The Netherlands to flank the Maginot Line, either.
  19. 10 or 20 million years from now that will be an impressive bed of petrified wood, especially if it gets covered with ash from another eruption.
  20. Good idea. Maybe someone will start standing next to him with a different sign every day. Signs like "I'm not with numbnuts ->" or "Look at this dumb motherfucker." or "He was dropped on his head as an infant." or "Kids, this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables." Annoy his ass to Bolivia.
  21. While holding her head underwater, yeah.
  22. If Ukrainian aircraft bombed Russia, then flew on to land in Finland, Russia would argue that Finland had become a combatant, with some truth. If Finland impounded the Ukrainian air crew and aircraft until the end of hostilities, it could be argued that Finland was acting as a neutral party. I believe that Finland has provided arms and material support to Ukraine, so Finnish neutrality would be a very hard sell. I doubt that Finland or NATO would agree to such a mission.
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